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1 posted on 09/14/2014 7:44:08 AM PDT by John Semmens
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These satire pieces fool me sometimes until several paragraphs in. I guess because they seem plausible. Hence semi-satire, huh?
2 posted on 09/14/2014 7:50:41 AM PDT by Right Brother
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The MX president, makes a very good point....if you permit trespassers on your property, and make no effort to stop, then after a period of time, you will have lost your rights to that property...to late to erect a fence
3 posted on 09/14/2014 7:51:37 AM PDT by B212
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If the mexican government does not like it, it’s good


4 posted on 09/14/2014 7:52:58 AM PDT by aces (Jesus Saves not Society)
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I consider definitely “uneighborly” to send millions of your citizens illegally across my border to to take jobs, benefits, commit crimes, etc. and not take any responsibility for it. And to be so corrupt to allow billions and billions of dollars of illegal drugs across the same border causing an incredible amount of crime and suffering in the U.S.A. It would take hours to discuss the incredible damage Mexico and it’s citizens do to America daily. Maybe some day we can return the favor and act just as uneighborly to you, comprende?


5 posted on 09/14/2014 7:54:58 AM PDT by john drake (Lucius Accius-Roman,170 BC - "oderint dum metuant" translated "Let them hate so long as they fear")
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Shut up, Mexico. Dumping trainloads of illegals into Texas for the past year shows what kind of neighbor you are.

The USA should ban all money transfers from our country to yours until you release the Marine you have imprisoned for five months. If only we had Switzerland as a neighbor!


6 posted on 09/14/2014 7:56:30 AM PDT by txrefugee
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I wonder how el Presidente would feel about Texas adopting the same immigration policies as Me-hi-co?
8 posted on 09/14/2014 8:01:11 AM PDT by E. Pluribus Unum ("The man who damns money obtained it dishonorably; the man who respects it earned it." --Ayn Rand)
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The UN?

Honest ta God-—you’d think President Penis Nothing, er, ah, I mean Pena Nieto woulda been happy, already.

When Pena went to California and said it was “another Mexico”....Jerry Brown was so turned-on, he knelt down and fellated Pena to orgasm.

Lordy, Pena almost choked on his burrito.


9 posted on 09/14/2014 8:03:00 AM PDT by Liz
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Good fences make good neighbors.


11 posted on 09/14/2014 8:18:58 AM PDT by dainbramaged (Get out of my country now)
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To: John Semmens; GeronL

Says the huffy neighbor who never returns “borrowed” tools.


12 posted on 09/14/2014 8:19:52 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)
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And I knew that this one was satire but it sums up the reality from Mehi Co.’s presidente’s latest tantrum against Texas.


13 posted on 09/14/2014 8:20:50 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Hey Obama: If Islamic State is not Islamic, then why did you give Osama Bin Laden a muslim funeral?)
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It’s “unneighborly” for Mexico to aid and abet the invasion of the U.S. by its citizens.


14 posted on 09/14/2014 8:22:39 AM PDT by windsorknot
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Someone should do a parody of the Stones “Hey, You, Get Out of My Country”


16 posted on 09/14/2014 8:27:19 AM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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“Unneighborly”. Is that like “heartless”?


17 posted on 09/14/2014 8:29:00 AM PDT by Paine in the Neck (Socialism consumes EVERYTHING)
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“For decades my people have become accustomed to the ability to pass freely between our two countries,”

so much for satire more like truth.


19 posted on 09/14/2014 9:17:35 AM PDT by Vaduz
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Fences make good neighbors. Quit trespassing into our country.


20 posted on 09/14/2014 9:29:23 AM PDT by bgill
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Muck Fexico.


21 posted on 09/14/2014 9:31:01 AM PDT by dfwgator
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He is all pine and I am apple-orchard.
My apple trees will never get across
And eat the cones under his pines, I tell him.
He only says, “Good fences make good neighbors.”
Spring is the mischief in me, and I wonder
If I could put a notion in his head:
“Why do they make good neighbors? Isn’t it
Where there are cows? But here there are no cows.
Before I built a wall I’d ask to know
What I was walling in or walling out,
And to whom I was like to give offence.
Something there is that doesn’t love a wall,
That wants it down!” I could say “Elves” to him,
But it’s not elves exactly, and I’d rather
He said it for himself. I see him there,
Bringing a stone grasped firmly by the top
In each hand, like an old-stone savage armed.
He moves in darkness as it seems to me,
Not of woods only and the shade of trees.
He will not go behind his father’s saying,
And he likes having thought of it so well
He says again, “Good fences make good neighbors.”
Robert Frost


22 posted on 09/14/2014 9:47:54 AM PDT by spintreebob (()
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You almost always get me.
I’m usually like WTF then i glance over at the source and breath a semi-sigh of relief.


23 posted on 09/14/2014 10:07:46 AM PDT by mowowie
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I knew this was satire as soon as I read the headline. I am getting better.......


24 posted on 09/14/2014 10:13:16 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (The media must be defeated any way it can be done.)
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