Posted on 07/21/2014 6:03:45 AM PDT by marktwain
Which are more dangerous for young children, five gallon buckets or guns?
Five gallon buckets result in a small number of fatal accidents for young children; about 27 a year. The accidents are not tracked as rigorously as those with firearms are. I found a study that tracked them for six years. From a pediatrics study:
Analysis of Consumer Product Safety Commission data revealed 160 bucket-related drownings for the years 1984 through 1989, representing a mortality rate of 0.367 per 100 000 persons (younger than 2 years old) per year in the United States.I have not found numbers for bucket drownings for later years, but total drowning numbers have dropped slightly from 1990 to 2005-2009. In 1990 there were 3,979 total drownings. In 2005-2009 the average was 3,533. In 2011 there were 3,556. From 1990, the total number has dropped about 11 percent.
Unintentional Drownings of boys and girls 1-4, compared to motor vehicle traffic. Bucket drownings are a small fraction of these numbers. |
adults should be outlawed
We keep our buckets in a safe
I keep mine so full of cr... er ... "stuff" in the garage that there's room for neither water nor kids. ;-)
Since my youngest is 18 and over 6 foot tall he'd look pretty silly trying to stick his head in a bucket anyway.
I have used the paint bucket example for years, but I was turned on to it by an article describing bucket safety, that gave the figure of about 50 one year.
To a toddler, the bucket is about waste high, the light but head heavy toddler goes head first into the paint and that is the end.
When five gallon buckets are outlawed, only outlaws will have five gallon buckets.
Oh thats right! Buckets cant be use to resist tyranny
never mind.
Now, wait a minute. You're forgetting that famous story about the partisans in WWII. They would take a bucket of water up to a lone sentry and offer to give him a drink, right? And then, when he least suspected it, the partisan would dunk his head in the bucket and drown his sorry backside!
Voila! Now the partisan had a neat-o machine gun or other piece of military-grade hardware with which he or she could take out a whole platoon of fascist meanies, and provide firearms for the rest of the partisans in his village!
See, a bucket can be used to resist tyranny!!
These events occurred near the end of 1813. From "Adventures of the Pacific" nonfiction, published 1969 by A. Grove Day, page 216:
The truce during Dafny's errand might have remained undisturbed except for the fatal imprudence of Charlie Savage, a brutal beachcomber who had spent five years in Fiji, and spoke the language well. He yielded to the offers of some Fijians who approached and begged him to descend and debate about a peace. Dillon let Savage go, after first demanding that he leave his musket and ammunition on the hill. Savage, as evil as his name, was led to the seat of the enemy chief, and then the Fijians called out in their dialect to Dillon: "Come down, Peter, we will not hurt you; you see we do not hurt Charlie!"
The appeal was wisely rejected. At once Savage was turned upside down and his head was put in a well of fresh water until he died. At the same time, Luis the Chinese, who had sneaked off the hill in the hope of being protected by one of the chiefs, was clubbed from behind and his skull was knocked to pieces. Scarcely had the two victims died than their bodies were cut up, ready to be baked in the ovens that smoked for a Fijian feast.
So, you can see, a five gallon bucket could be used to murder someone by holding them upside down with their head under the water.
Well I guess I stand corrected.
But you would have to admit an Assault Bucket - those are the black ones with handles and special shoulder thing that goes for exceptional lethality are only a decidedly short range weapon..
Oh, no argument there!
We certainly can’t have any assault-buckets left out where the chil’run can get to them!
Damn, now I need a safe for my buckets. I’m going broke trying to protect my kids.
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