laurakfillault @laurakfillault
Top 5 most dangerous knives:
1. sharp ones
2. dull ones
3. metal ones
4. big ones
5. machetes
Baron_Von_Meow @AceofSpadesHQ
.@rollingstone Exposé: The Deadliest Car Collisions
4. From the side
3. From behind
2. Head-on
1. Guy in passenger seat shoots you in face
JaSchrein @jaschrein
Rolling Stone's most dangerous cats:
5. Bobcat
4. Panther
3. Tiger
2. Lion
1. Housecat with pistol
BIZZARO SIROTA @dad_of_jacob
@AceofSpadesHQ @rollinstone deadliest forms of matter:
1: liquid
2: solid
3: gas
T. Becket Adams @BecketAdams
The most lovely types of coconuts:
1. Big ones
2. Small ones
3. Some as big as your head
I thought the 5 favorite woman’s breast types for men was good too. ie big, small,.. etc
This ranking list makes no sense. I thought most gun crimes were committed with assault weapons?
TOP 5 DANGEROUS STDs
5. Syphilis
The only bacterial STD to make our list, syphilis cases have steadily risen in the US, mostly affecting men. Characterized by sores in the mouth, vagina and rectum, syphilis can also survive all around your sex organs. Therefore, condoms do not provide complete coverage. Fortunately, syphilis can be wiped out with a course of antibiotics, but if left untreated, can manifest into damage to the brain, nerves and body tissues.
4. Human papillomavirus (HPV)
HPV has the unfortunate distinction of being the most common STD. In fact, a 1997 study estimated that nearly three-quarters of sexually active people have had HPV at some point during their lives. Wow! And while HPV is viral (and therefore non-curable), its symptoms can be treated and some people (generally the younger set) even resolve the infections on their own.
If left untreated, HPV can cause genital warts, precancerous lesions of the cervix, and full-blown cancers of the cervix, vulva, vagina and anus in women. In men, HPV can lead to cancers of the anus and penis.
3. Hepatitis B
Hepatitis B comes in two forms: Acute and chronic. The acute form of the virus includes symptoms like loss of appetite, nausea, vomiting, body aches, mild fever, dark urine and jaundice. It can also progress to severe liver disease, which may cause death.
Chronic Hepatitis B maybe be asymptomatic or may result in chronic inflammation of the liver, leading to cirrhosis and possibly liver cancer. Since neither of these sound like an appealing way to live life, being cautious while engaging in sexual activity (or practicing abstinence) is easiest path to prevention.
2. Herpes
Herpes is a rather tricky STD because even if you are not in the middle of an “outbreak” or experiencing symptoms, you can still pass the disease on to your partner. Symptoms include painful tingling and itching in the anal or genital area, accompanied by clusters of tiny fluid-filled blisters, painful urination and ejaculation, headache, fever, back aches and swollen glands.
Those with genital herpes (most often associated with Herpes Simplex Type 2, whereas cold sores are mostly Herpes Simplex Type 1), can get relief from their outbreaks by using anti-viral medications like Valtrex, Famvir or acyclovir. Remember to always use protection during sex whether you’re experiencing an outbreak or not.
1. HIV/AIDS
The worst known sexually transmitted disease, HIV/AIDS is no longer the death sentence that it once was. It’s not an easy way to live life, however, and sufferers of this disease can expect varying degrees of affliction, ranging from flu-like symptoms to extreme susceptibility to infections and cancers (due to the breakdown of the body’s immune system).
As is evident, life with an STD is not ideal. There could be long term effects to your health and possibly your partner’s, should you infect them too. While it’s always a good idea to know all you can about your partner before becoming intimate, if you find yourself in precarious positions with partners you don’t know well, practice safe sex by using barrier protection like condoms each and every time you have sex.
House cat with pistol.
LOL
Five most ancient, withering left wing rags in America:
1) TV
2) Movies
3) News papers
4) Google
5) Hillary Clinton
Top 5 wettest lakes:
1. Lake Michigan
2. Lake Worth
3. Lake Buena Vista
4. Lake Apopka
5. Lake Umbagog
Just call me armed and dangerous. ;^)
Most dangerous types of bat:
5) Fruit-eating bat
4) Vampire bat
3) Baseball bat
2) Batman
1) Moonbat
At least they recognize that machine guns, tommy guns and fully automatic guns are safer than the common hunting rifle...
#1. Any gun in the hands of a young black male gang banger thug in downtown Chicago.
The truth is an ugly thing sometimes.
BIZZARO SIROTA @dad_of_jacob
@AceofSpadesHQ @rollinstone deadliest forms of matter:
1: liquid
2: solid
3: gas
Apparently plasma is soft and cuddly.
nor l'il Rick??? 
I always thought it was THE MAN BEHIND THE GUN that was dangerous! (Subtle reference to a RANDOLPH SCOTT movie.)
And now for the most dangerous form of propaganda: Rolling Stone mag...
I am Selling all my guns tomorrow!/s