Posted on 07/06/2014 2:32:29 PM PDT by NYer
Famous Presidential Lies Contest
Written by, To The Point News
LBJ:
And the biggest one of all:
- We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin)
Nixon:
- I am not a crook
GHW Bush:
- Read my lips - No New Taxes
Clinton:
- I did not have sex with that woman... Miss Lewinski
Obama:
- I will have the most transparent administration in history.
- The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
- I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
- The IRS is not targeting anyone.
- It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
- I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism".
- You didn't build that!
- I will restore trust in Government.
- The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
- The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
- It's not my red line - it is the world's red line.
- Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
- We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
- I am not spying on American citizens.
- Obama Care will be good for America.
- You can keep your family doctor.
- Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
- If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.
- It's just like shopping at Amazon.
- I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
- I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.
- I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.
- I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.
- And, I have never lived with that uncle. He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.
- If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act.
- If elected I will end the war in Irar and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term.
- I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term.
- I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries.
- "I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend
the Constitution of the United States of America."
Enjoy, ping!
You forgot “smidgen”.
Nixon:
I am not a crook.....Other than standing up for his employees (agents), how much did Nixon profit? If nothing, then he wasn’t a crook. I don’t know. I was out of town at this point in history. Did he steal AF 1? Sell off land that wasn’t his?
Voters need to do their duty by taking the initiative to start making sure that their children are taught about the federal government’s constitutionally limited powers the way that the Founding States had intended for those powers to be understood.
“I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism”.”
That he plans on keeping by simply declaring opposing views illegal and instituting new politics where people who disagree with him are jailed or simply vanish.
I was born in Hawaii.
This is my genuine birth certificate.
Or at the very least, audited by the IRS.
Audited, assets forfeited “for the common good” of course.
Probably at the least.
Hey, he’s just “had a run of bad luck. “
There is no comparision between US Presidents and this guy
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Good one!
LBJ: I didn’t kill JFK.
I agree. I think Nixon was dishonest, etc., but was not a crook. LBJ was crook, and a serial murderer. He murdererd JFK because Bobby was about to expose him in Time and Life, and put him in jail.
"I want to be another Reagan"
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This one has a longer shelf life:
At the 2008 presidential debate in Nashville, Democrat candidate Obama advanced his signature plan that was ultimately enacted (by an historic straight Democrat party-line vote) into the "Affordable Care Act:
QUOTING OBAMA: "No. 1, let me just repeat, if youve got a health care plan that you like, you can keep it. All Im going to do is help you to lower the premiums on it. Youll still have choice of doctor.
Repeated over and over by every loyal Democrat---- conning Americans into believing they'd also be saving $2500.00 on healthcare costs.
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