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To: The Cajun

The coffee sucks. It’s cold and bitter. Just like my girlfriend. There’s a hole in the cup anyways, and the sugar has ants in it. I hate bees. BEEEEEEEEES.


46 posted on 06/13/2014 7:52:26 AM PDT by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz
The coffee sucks. It’s cold and bitter. Just like my girlfriend. There’s a hole in the cup anyways, and the sugar has ants in it. I hate bees. BEEEEEEEEES.

Coffee NEVER sucks. Ever. Players don't have girlfriends, not loyal ones, anyway. If you have one, you should be very afraid. Only holy cups will do for most of us, and bees make it possible to grow fruits and veggies.

You got me on the ants, though, Eeyor. Their carnivorous behavior that disposes of dead insects is way overrated. Now, back to Joe, whom I would greatly miss if he departs...

60 posted on 06/13/2014 8:12:13 AM PDT by Nita Nupress ( Use your mind, not your emotions. Refuse to be manipulated by Marxists.)
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To: Lazamataz
The coffee sucks

Much better than coffee that blows.

It’s cold and bitter.

Down that and you know nothing worse will happen the rest of the day.

Just like my girlfriend.

I like a feisty challenge, makes my eventual victory mean more.

There’s a hole in the cup anyways

Good, the less you have to drink of that cold and bitter crap.

and the sugar has ants in it.

Natural protein at no additional expense to you.

I hate bees.

It's always best to hate insects that can bite you with their rear ends.

68 posted on 06/13/2014 8:20:01 AM PDT by The Cajun (tea party!!!, Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, Louie Gohmert......Nuff said.)
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