Coffee NEVER sucks. Ever. Players don't have girlfriends, not loyal ones, anyway. If you have one, you should be very afraid. Only holy cups will do for most of us, and bees make it possible to grow fruits and veggies.
You got me on the ants, though, Eeyor. Their carnivorous behavior that disposes of dead insects is way overrated. Now, back to Joe, whom I would greatly miss if he departs...
I figure if I’m more pathetic than anyone on here, Joe will realize he’s actually got it pretty good.