Breaking: Obamas Purchased House in Asheville, NC for Post-Presidency

wallstcheatsheet.com ^ | June 7, 2014 | ANTHEA MITCHELL

[golux]

Running small boats northbound I’ve had the (”infuriating,” says my wife) penchant to stay offshore, off Hatteras, in the stream as it breaks. I never knew it was Obamophobia.

[KevinB]

Asheville has been taken over by gays, complete with parades and naked roof-top dancing festivals.

Now this is starting to make sense.

[9YearLurker]

Wasn’t Reggie Love in NC for high school and college?

Maybe he gave Obama some advice on a good area for a secluded retreat. (wink, wink)

[Cowgirl of Justice]

Reminds me of mooch in the Hamptons, I think it was. All those old money white women fawning over her while they were lunching. You know mooch was seething, knowing they wouldn’t give her the time of day without her title of flotus.

But, hey, enjoy Trashville!

[9YearLurker]

Written by “Anthea Mitchell”? Could this be parody that needed a label?

[COBOL2Java]

With any luck we can negotiate with the Kingdom of Norway and settle the Obamas on Bouvet Island (see below), an uninhabited subantarctic volcanic island and dependency of Norway located in the South Atlantic Ocean at 54°25.8S 3°22.8E. It lies at the southern end of the Mid-Atlantic Ridge and is the most remote island in the world, approximately 2,200 kilometres (1,400 mi) south-southwest of the coast of South Africa and approximately 1,700 kilometres (1,100 mi) north of the Princess Astrid Coast of Queen Maud Land, Antarctica.

[neal1960]

The witches and pagans run rampant in Asheville also. I’m 90 miles away. (Far enough downwind I think)

[mountainbunny]

Well... it's either rehash old news or report on all the current scandals so...

I'm just barely paranoid enough to think that things like this are meant to hide something else :)

[don-o]

Asheville has been taken over by gays, complete with parades and naked roof-top dancing festivals.

That is a small, tiny, miniscule geographic area surrounded on all sides by the bitterest of bitter clingers.

[philly-d-kidder]

Obama Loves the Ballytyne Golf Club south of Charlotte TOO..

[philly-d-kidder]

That was a donation by Hyatt heiress?

[woofie]

Can he leave now?

[donhunt]

Is there a prison in Ashville?

[Never on my watch]

It makes me feel dirty to have him live so close... And I live in south Georgia!

[ArtDodger]

Well, ya know, no one is really allowed to ask about the funding for the compound. If there was a reporter that was curious, it wouldn’t be worth losing a job over. Then, the editor would never let the question get into publication. Push too hard and you may develop some serious health problems or suddenly be the only non-survivor in a tour plane ocean ditch.

[AlexW]

“Waynesville Country Club Inn.”
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Yes, I know it. My last years in the Smokies were from Waynesville. A friend of mine had family from Waynesville.
In his later years he moved there. Across the street from him was a ham radio friend of mine. He did summer in Waynesville, and winter in Sebring.
It is all gone with the wind. :(

[Thorliveshere]

What? What of the stories before his second election about purchasing a house in Hawaii because his defeat seemed “inevitable.”

North Carolina!? That doesn’t even make sense....

[Fresh Wind]

So that’s where Michelle Antoinette will be running for the Senate.

[Go Gordon]

I tend to think the Obamas would want to have access to the elites in Washington.

Do you really think that, after 8 years of hell, that the elites in Washington DC will actually want the Obamas around? I don't. I think in their minds, it will be good riddance - especially if a Pubbie wins the presidency.

[<1/1,000,000th%]

And a retirement property in Hawaii. Obama must have come into some money.