“Go ahead and make the cake. If it’s chocolate, fill it full of Ex-Lax.”
You got to be careful there as we know that the gays are litigious and they like to involve the government in their agenda and would call the cops if a baker were to sell them a cake filled with Ex-Lax.
At that point, the baker would not only be forced to do hard prison time for attempting to poison people, but would also be sued by the gays.
For what ... messing up their wedding night?