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Game of Thrones, United States Edition - A Smallfolk's Guide, First Edition
Free Republic | April 16, 2014 | us FReeper smallfolk

Posted on 04/16/2014 8:08:29 AM PDT by kiryandil

House Reid
  Lord Harry Reid
  Ser Rory Reid
  >> sigil: three solar panels on a field of yuan
House Clinton
  His Former Grace, Bill Clinton
  Lady Hillary
  >> sigil: a cigar on a field of cattle futures
  
House Obama
  His Grace, Barack, the First of His Name
  Lady Wookie
  >> sigil: The Constitution, written in Austrian
House Bush
  His Former Grace, George W. Bush
  Lady Laura
  >> sigil: the former & future Bush Kings
House Putin
  His Grace, Putin of Can Be Seen From Alaska
  >> sigil: a roll of toilet paper, blazoned with King Barack's visage
The Hand of the King
  Lord Eric Holder
  >> sigil: a Hand, that the peasants can talk to
The Kingsguard
  ABCNews
  MSNBC
  CBSNews
  CNN
  The New York Times
  The Washington Post
  Politico 
  >> sigil: a field of smeared yellow newsprint

The King's Fool
  Ser Jay Carney
  >> sigil: Claire Shipman in a dominatrix costume


TOPICS: Books/Literature; Government; Humor; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: gameofthrones; smallfolk
This is a first edition. Comments & suggestions are welcome.

Hey, if we're going to be peasants and smallfolk, we should at least have a guide to their Lordships and Ladyships.

Atrwork and sigil suggestions are also appreciated.

1 posted on 04/16/2014 8:08:29 AM PDT by kiryandil
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To: kiryandil

Ted Cruz could be the Hound. “F**k the King”.


2 posted on 04/16/2014 8:14:42 AM PDT by miliantnutcase
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To: miliantnutcase

I’m liking “Turn” on AMC.

“Lower than a sodomite”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQVLP9Pu9pk&feature=youtu.be


3 posted on 04/16/2014 8:17:54 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: cripplecreek

I still need to check that show out.


4 posted on 04/16/2014 8:27:26 AM PDT by miliantnutcase
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To: kiryandil

Daenary
House of Palin
Sigal - Mother Grisly


5 posted on 04/16/2014 8:32:41 AM PDT by Toespi
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To: miliantnutcase

Last week it was fun watching liberals get all excited about seeing men dressed in Guy Fawkes masks on the show (it took place at a time when Guy Fawkes day was still celebrated in the colonies). Then it turned to disappoint when people started throwing rotten fruit at people in Fawkes costumes and burning him in effigy. LOL


6 posted on 04/16/2014 8:33:36 AM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: miliantnutcase
Ted Cruz is going to eat every ****ing chicken in this room.


7 posted on 04/16/2014 8:49:32 AM PDT by pogo101
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To: pogo101

Yeah, baby!


8 posted on 04/16/2014 9:00:25 AM PDT by kiryandil (turning Americans into felons, one obnoxious drunk at a time (Zero Tolerance!!!))
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To: kiryandil

Nice.


9 posted on 04/16/2014 9:21:20 AM PDT by arderkrag (To conquer oneself is a greater task than conquering others. - Buddha)
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To: Toespi

Actually, I’d say:

Teathraki:
Sarah, Khaleesi and Mother of Grizzlies


10 posted on 04/16/2014 9:55:30 AM PDT by Salgak (http://catalogoftehburningstoopid.blogspot.com 100% all-natural snark !)
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To: kiryandil

House Stark
Sigil - Gadsden Flag
House members - killed off by banner betrayers.


11 posted on 04/16/2014 10:01:46 AM PDT by Hoodat (Democrats - Opposing Equal Protection since 1828)
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To: pogo101

Love it


12 posted on 04/16/2014 10:07:13 AM PDT by miliantnutcase
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To: miliantnutcase

Paul Ryan = Littlefinger

Sigil: An Excel chart on a field of PowerPoint backgrounds


13 posted on 04/16/2014 10:09:56 AM PDT by Wyatt's Torch
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To: Salgak
Her Grace, Khaleesi Sarah Palin, Queen of the Tea Party and the Real Men, Mother of Grizzlies, Breaker of RINO Chains, Khaleesi of the Great Ice Land Sea.
14 posted on 04/16/2014 10:22:23 AM PDT by kiryandil (turning Americans into felons, one obnoxious drunk at a time (Zero Tolerance!!!))
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To: Wyatt's Torch

Touche! I think you have it.


15 posted on 04/16/2014 10:23:30 AM PDT by kiryandil (turning Americans into felons, one obnoxious drunk at a time (Zero Tolerance!!!))
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To: Hoodat

There ya go. Who was the last REAL conservative? Reagan? Any nominees?


16 posted on 04/16/2014 10:25:13 AM PDT by kiryandil (turning Americans into felons, one obnoxious drunk at a time (Zero Tolerance!!!))
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House IRS
  Lord Walder Koskinen
  Lady Lois Lerner
  sigil: The Twins - a stack of IRS regs sinister, a stack of lies dexter

17 posted on 04/16/2014 10:34:50 AM PDT by kiryandil (turning Americans into felons, one obnoxious drunk at a time (Zero Tolerance!!!))
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The BLM
  The Brave Companions 
  Also known as The Bloody Gear Queers
  Ser Danny Love, the Bastard of Salt Lake
  sigil: A guy in long boots, behind a helpless sheep

18 posted on 04/16/2014 10:47:56 AM PDT by kiryandil (turning Americans into felons, one obnoxious drunk at a time (Zero Tolerance!!!))
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To: Wyatt's Torch

He kind of looks like Littlefinger.


19 posted on 04/16/2014 12:33:04 PM PDT by miliantnutcase
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