Who stands AND places a foot on a desk.
I get sitting and relaxing. . .kind of. . .but who else besides scum stands and does the open crotch pose?
I think it is a hapless effort to signal a nonexistent masculinity and command. Instead it convey the odd combination of a sissy boor.
Which makes me think a good caption would be “Reggie, you down there? I have an itch that needs scratchin’.”