Don't listen to Marcella. Prolonged use of wet wipes causes autism in children...all children! They don't even have to use them!
Stick with tried and true Toilet Paper, of which I have all you'll ever need!
Muahahahaha!
You got it. I don’t want to cause autism in all children. But will it [using TP] save the whales?
“Prolonged use of wet wipes causes autism in children...all children! They don’t even have to use them!”
Dear Dr. papertyger,
Please send your research about autism in children who DON’T use wet wipes but wet wipes cause it in them anyway. You should get the Nobel Price for the biggest lie ever told - congratulations. :o) If you researched, you would find wet wipes cause global warming, hang nails, hurricanes, baldness, and tornados. :o)