Posted on 02/17/2014 9:48:25 AM PST by RedStateRocker
Dear Abby,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills, and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum...let our kids worry about the rest, but we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also, he has been so arrogant, and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. He has also gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics, the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims. Finally, he's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?
Signed, Lost
Dear Lost,
Suck it up, and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything. You can divorce the jerk anytime. The rest of us are stuck with him for 3 more years.
Abby
Oh, BROther.
Bwahahahahaha. I was thinking a dimoKKKRAT before I opened the post.
Dear Loss,
It could be worse. He could be gay too.
Thanks - needed the chuckle.
I can guarantee you that Barry doesn’t yell at the Mooch. She would snap him like a pencil.
I don’t know if I believe the “three more years” bit.....
> It could be worse. He could be gay too.
Never been confirmed. All witnesses are deceased with the exception of the love of his life - Reggie Love.
I don’t pay any attention to the Dear Abby industry because of their stance on unlimited abortions, homosexuality, and sex out of marriage. So I really don’t care what her authors say.
Remember when Nancy Pelosi said:
We have to pass it, to find out what’s in it.”
A physician called into a radio show and said:
“That’s the definition of a stool sample”.
That pretty well sums it up.
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