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Dear Abby
Email from a friend | 17 feb 2014 | Unknown

Posted on 02/17/2014 9:48:25 AM PST by RedStateRocker

Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills, and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum...let our kids worry about the rest, but we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also, he has been so arrogant, and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more. He has also gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics, the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims. Finally, he's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed, Lost

Dear Lost,

Suck it up, and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything. You can divorce the jerk anytime. The rest of us are stuck with him for 3 more years.

Abby


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: abby; michelle
Received in my email this morning. Looked and couldn't find it already posted. Might be decades old and only the names have changed
1 posted on 02/17/2014 9:48:25 AM PST by RedStateRocker
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To: RedStateRocker

Oh, BROther.


2 posted on 02/17/2014 9:50:23 AM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you. See my page.)
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To: RedStateRocker

Bwahahahahaha. I was thinking a dimoKKKRAT before I opened the post.


3 posted on 02/17/2014 9:52:03 AM PST by Parley Baer
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To: RedStateRocker

Dear Loss,

It could be worse. He could be gay too.


4 posted on 02/17/2014 9:56:38 AM PST by DManA
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To: RedStateRocker

Thanks - needed the chuckle.


5 posted on 02/17/2014 9:57:10 AM PST by trebb (Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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To: RedStateRocker

I can guarantee you that Barry doesn’t yell at the Mooch. She would snap him like a pencil.


6 posted on 02/17/2014 9:59:03 AM PST by RoosterRedux (The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing -- Socrates)
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To: RedStateRocker
(((Ping)))
7 posted on 02/17/2014 10:02:35 AM PST by HangnJudge
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To: RedStateRocker

I don’t know if I believe the “three more years” bit.....


8 posted on 02/17/2014 10:03:22 AM PST by cherry (.in the time of universal deceit, telling the truth is revolutionary.....)
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To: DManA

> It could be worse. He could be gay too.

Never been confirmed. All witnesses are deceased with the exception of the love of his life - Reggie Love.


9 posted on 02/17/2014 10:25:26 AM PST by jsanders2001
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To: RedStateRocker

I don’t pay any attention to the Dear Abby industry because of their stance on unlimited abortions, homosexuality, and sex out of marriage. So I really don’t care what her authors say.


10 posted on 02/17/2014 11:41:11 AM PST by laweeks
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To: RedStateRocker
Dear Abby!
11 posted on 02/17/2014 11:55:09 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: RedStateRocker

Remember when Nancy Pelosi said:

We have to pass it, to find out what’s in it.”

A physician called into a radio show and said:

“That’s the definition of a stool sample”.

That pretty well sums it up.


12 posted on 02/17/2014 12:45:26 PM PST by Vinnie
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