[marktwain]

I looked into getting one. The surplus ones tend to be underpowered, and have a hard time going faster than 50 mph.

[Paladin2]

"...have a hard time going faster than 50 mph."

Yabut, can you run it on single malt Scotch and push over trees?

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

I learned to drive in a not too dissimilar truck back in the 60’s. You could put it in creeper, and climb a cliff in it!