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To: Kartographer

I just received an audit on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS.

It puzzles me.

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”

I replied:

- 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;

- 42 million unemployed people on food stamps;

- 2 million people in over 243 prisons;

- Half of Mexico; and,

- 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate; and,

- 1 useless President.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I keep asking myself, “WHO DID I MISS?”


14 posted on 01/29/2014 1:16:11 PM PST by Obadiah (I Like Ted.)
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To: Obadiah

Oh I LOVE that! Funny but disgustingly true.


18 posted on 01/29/2014 1:20:22 PM PST by Aria ( 2008 & 2012 weren't elections - they were coup d'etats.)
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To: Obadiah

U got balls


21 posted on 01/29/2014 1:21:45 PM PST by lavaroise (A well regulated gun being necessary to the state, the rights of the militia shall not be infringed)
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To: Obadiah
WHO DID I MISS?

You left out the Court Systems and millions of Regime and State "Workers."

25 posted on 01/29/2014 1:30:06 PM PST by YHAOS
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To: Obadiah

Good one!


34 posted on 01/29/2014 3:06:23 PM PST by Bigg Red (O LORD, our Lord, how majestic is your name in all the earth! Ps 8)
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