Congratulations! Welcome to the Right to Keep and Bear Arms.
At our large family Christmas diner, my very Liberal cousin was telling me about using the car alarm on my car key ring as an alert, in case we have a break in.
I told him I always keep the car keys on my night stand .... right next to my gun.
The look on his face was priceless... so was the dead air after I said that. :)
Lots of brain dead Liberals in MY family.