Posted on 01/07/2014 10:22:05 AM PST by jazzpatriot
The country is under attack by a record breaking cold wave with subzero temperatures we haven't heard about since, well...the first half of the twentieth century, which must seem strange to all you well coddled millennials out there, but yes....it use to get really...really cold when I was growing up in the 1950s.
And wait until you hear what it was like when my father was growing up in the 1920s and the local salt water river that flows into the city from the Atlantic froze solid. But I know its hard to conceive of something like that when all you ever learned from science class was the importance of "recycling our trash" because of the evil oil companies and those stupid conservatives.
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Well said, DJ.
Leftists always want something for nothing.
Not gold medal material, huh. I’d have to agree.
For some reason, Jazzpatriot reminded me of taotao/tafkatld with his gender issues.
And it does seem that Jazzy was quoting the TBL fruit loop Dengar.
You have an advantage; you are familiar with the context and the cultural matrix.
humblegunner. Blog pimp defender. The ONLY one too. G-d! Now what am I going to do with these stinky shoes after what I just ‘stepped’ in????
I don't know how one sets up a blog, how that is done. Maybe I should get one and have many multimillions of people reading it. I could probably have enough influence to get the Palestinians to leave Gaza and go to Pakistan, yes, that's the ticket. I could rule the world and be more important than Hussein who is a blight on our White House.
I could be more important than Lazamataz - imagine that!
Or, I could keep posting here and follow Jim's rules and stay out of Humblegunner’s way. I live not far from Humblegunner and always check to see if he is waiting outside to flame me with his sarcasm - what can I say, I love the guy.
I'm sorry you have had such a bad time. I'm hoping Bastardi is wrong about February, too, for you and for me as another really cold drop of air has me outside again covering up food plants with moving quilts and that is a bitch to do.
You are at the top of my appreciation list, for the ping. THANKS.
Good grief! Humblegunner dodged a bullet, and the zottee loves him! Our old poop! Go figure! Hilarious.
I know how happy this must make HG. /s
:)
*Snort* [giggles] You’re very welcome for der pingle. :-)
That wackadoodle stole my "girlfriend" graphic and posted it on his blog without my permission!
Hey jazzpatriot!
I know you're still reading FR -- now hear this!
I want you to take down my graphic you potatohead.
If you want to refer to my graphic (and the others from FR that you used on your bloggie thing, create LINKS back to FR!
After all, shouldn't FR get hits from your blog like you desired from FR before you were zotted?
What? You won't do it because it's your "right" to take stuff and post it on your blog, but not a "right" for someone to do the same for your blog content and post it on FR?
Well, jazzie, so much for your "honor" and "conservative values", eh?
Enjoy the hits for now jazzie, cause after the initial flurry of them, your blog will be as popular as the "100 Ways to Finger Paint with Dog Poop!" blog.
Hey, wait a minute, does that poop smearing blog also belong to you jazzie?
[giggles] [laughs uncontrollably] [nearly passes out]
You tell ‘im, Col. Freeper!
Did he submit his butthurt form yet? If not, tsk tsk.
That's me: standing up for the disadvantaged, the oppressed, the sarcasm impaired...
Resist we much!
And we must.. about that.. be.. uh.. resist?
To alleviate your pain, here is a ButtHurt Report Form for you to complete and submit back to FR so everyone will know why you were Zotted from the premier Conservative Forum on the Internet.
Check all appropriate boxes necessary to ease the pain in your Tushie.
Well said!
Here's to avoiding the lightning.
--backwoods
That’s a fine lookin’ seal of approval right there!
I hope no baby seals were exploited in production.
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