DUmmie FUnnies 01-01-14 (Pie-eyed Poster Pitt raises many glasses)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 1, 2013 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[mylife]

I think that was his asshole buddy Scott Ritter.

I could be wrong.
Pitt has a lot of asshole buddies.

[mylife]

http://truth-out.org/buzzflash/commentary/item/18032-snowden-ritter-messenger

[mylife]

http://www.amazon.com/War-Iraq-What-Team-Doesnt/dp/1893956385/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1371558439&sr=8-1&keywords=william+rivers+pitt

[mylife]

Edward Snowden can kiss my ass as well.

Duplicitous treasonous turd.

[Incorrigible]

A Happy New Year to you and yours Charles.

I forecast a year of continuing hand wringing in the DUmp.

[mylife]

5 stars from 65 sycophants starting at .01 cents

Yer setting the world alight Pittster

[mylife]

I hope you had a blessed Christmas.

Hat tip.

[Arrowhead1952]

I raise a glass to you, and wish you a better year than the one you have endured.

So this must be a big, middle finger salute to 0 bummer, dingy hairy and San Fran Nan!!

I raise a glass to each and every man and woman who has fought for, and achieved, the right to marry whoever the damn hell they please.

What's next? More than one wife or husband? Marry his / her son or daughter, dog, cat, donkey, cow, fish, tree, etc.?

[PJ-Comix]

Any bets that he was in pursuit of coupons to give him FREE stuff? :)

LOL! Actually TRUE!!! We went to Miami for a New Years Eve party with relatives and slept over there. On the way back home yesterday afternoon, while my wife was mostly sleeping in the car, I stopped at a bunch of places to pick up coupons. I developed a new way of couponing that will yield so much FREE stuff that I might record the hauls of video instead of just photos I have been posting on Facebook since no one (or two or three) photos can capture the whole booty.

[Charles Henrickson]

On the way back home yesterday afternoon, while my wife was mostly sleeping in the car. . . .

Did she sleep in other places too? Like, did she get out of the car and lie down in the parking lots?

[luvie]

I KNEW it! You can’t resist the FREE stuff!

[CAluvdubya]

P. J., Where in the world do you put all the free stuff you get? Why haven’t you been featured on Extreme Couponing (or maybe you have...)?

Happy New Year to all DUFUers and especially our fearless writers! I think this year will net us some great gnashing of teeth over at the DUmp and some of the most anticipated pings to date! (well, excluding the highly anticipated 24th business hour of Rove’s indictment!)

[PJ-Comix]

P. J., Where in the world do you put all the free stuff you get? Why haven’t you been featured on Extreme Couponing (or maybe you have...)?

One of the places I put my free stuff is right in FRONT of me right now since this computer from which I am posting this I got FREE back in 2010 via coupons. BTW, I HATE that Extreme Couponing show. First of all the stuff they do on that show is fairly easy. Just find a deal for something free like mustard and then buy like a 20 year supply of mustard. All that show did was make it harder for all couponers since many stores cracked down on couponing. However, I have worked out methods to bypass their roadblocks. And why would I want to reveal my secrets on Extreme Couponing? Like if I revealed how I got my computer free, the chances I could repeat that performance in the future would be somewhere between NIL and NONE. Oddly enough, a few days ago my brother who is not at all into couponing, inadvertently revealed to me how to get steep discounts when staying at hotels/motels.

[PJ-Comix]

Did she sleep in other places too? Like, did she get out of the car and lie down in the parking lots?

Mostly sleeping as once in a while waking up to ask if we were home yet.

[PJ-Comix]

Below is one recent haul from about a couple weeks ago. I believe I paid something like 12 cents for all this stuff. Hard to remember, because since the end of November I have picked up over $500 worth of stuff like this at WAGS for FREE! BTW, jug in background is antifreeze:

[sauropod]

I am reminded of the verse about those who call evil good and good evil...

[PJ-Comix]

Another recent haul which include b&w and color inkjet cartridges. This was much better than FREE since after I paid a few cents out of pocket, it generated $10 back in the form of Jingle Cash which you can see in pic. I subsequently used the Jingle Cash in another transaction. So basically I got paid $10 to get all this stuff FREE:

[Deetes]

Met braise ah blasts of craze.. I think ;)