The “mission” chart is right on the money.....I’ve explained to my daughters: men don’t shop, men buy.
Exactly, When ever I tell my wife I am going to the big box store to get some beer and she says I want to go with you I know I am already 45 min behind schedule because she has to get ready. When we get into the store I am heading straight to the beer coolers when she will say I am going to go look for this and that. At that point I tell her I will be outside waiting in the truck with my case of beer. An hour later we are heading back home when she sees the craft store she has not been in for a week and says lets stop here.
Now, when I want to go get beer I just tell her I am going to go gas up the truck and I am back in no time with my beer and catching the actual start of the football game.
Women gather, men hunt