To: John Semmens
lolz
This is why she gets paid the big bucks, to hire people who would need to be warned of this.
2 posted on
12/16/2013 12:04:36 PM PST by
GeronL
(Extra Large Cheesy Over-Stuffed Hobbit)
To: John Semmens
She didn’t mention Korans.
3 posted on
12/16/2013 12:06:10 PM PST by
SkyDancer
(Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
To: John Semmens
Dang. Hey, Sandra anybody seen my motorcycle keys? The baby dumped them in and hit the flusher before I could get to him
”NOOOOOO!”
4 posted on
12/16/2013 12:13:21 PM PST by
PowderMonkey
(WILL WORK FOR AMMO)
To: John Semmens
Staplers?...must be Al Bundy’s Ferguson model.
5 posted on
12/16/2013 12:13:27 PM PST by
lacrew
(Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)
To: John Semmens
Sheeta Lotte?!? Oh brother...some one has a well fertilized imagination.
6 posted on
12/16/2013 12:21:50 PM PST by
556x45
To: John Semmens
“Because of the water shortage, these toilets should not be flushed until full.”
7 posted on
12/16/2013 2:50:24 PM PST by
yefragetuwrabrumuy
(Last Obamacare Promise: "If You Like Your Eternal Soul, You Can Keep It.")
To: John Semmens
If there is a toilet that will flush shoes, I NEED it. My unclogable ones aren’t.
8 posted on
12/16/2013 4:33:17 PM PST by
Rannug
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