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With Obamacare if you like your American Pie you can keep your American Pie
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 11-14-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 11/14/2013 10:26:53 AM PST by NOBO2012

Not only are all the Democrats in Washington upset about Obamacare, now even the dog is pretending he doesn’t know Big Guy:

bo bo“Bo waits for President Barack Obama to enter the Outer Oval Office, Nov. 6, 2013”official White House photo by Pete Souza

It’s worse than I thought – do you have a dog? If so, how often do you enter the house without your dog going crazy-happy to see you? Little Bo doesn’t even want to acknowledge Big BO’s existence. Around here we call it “Landrieu-ing.”

I think the rest of the post could use a little traveling music (click play button)

American Pie: Don McLean

Sorry Nancy, Obamacare isn’t working out as well as you’d hyped. Now that people are finding out what actually IS in “THE BILL” it’s not really everything they had hoped and dreamed of…with the exception of Sandra Fluke and the rest of the sluts (their term, not mine).

Screenshot Studio capture #1478

They’ve all been celebrating for months now.

2 BUCK FLUKE-goes down

Butt suddenly nobody else seems to want to own Obamacare, literally, as well as figuratively.

Oddly though, aside from Ted Cruz and Mike Lee, the Republicans seem to have forgotten the political axiom that states “if your opponent is self immolating, throw a little more gasoline on him and step back.”

So the establishment RINOs are vacillating between Plan A: a bill that proposes to delay the implementation of Obamacare until such time as all the incumbent Democrats running for reelection in 2014 win, or, Plan B: a bill that addresses the unconstitutional law requiring citizens to purchase a product they don’t want to buy, by augmented it with another unconstitutional bill that requires corporations to offer a product that they don’t want to sell.

The RINOs seem to be working nearly as hard as the Democrats to replace the win-win motto of American capitalism with the socialist’s motto of lose-lose:

obama_pie2No sir, it’s not your imagination: your piece of the pie is definitely getting smaller.

Butt that Cruz guy, he seems to be the only one who knows that “you can’t fix stupid.” Here he is on the Kelly files, saying seditious things like “Stop fiddling around the edges; we need to start over with Obamacare.”

Apparently he hasn’t been advised: it’s the law of the land. So we can’t do anything about it.

Meanwhile, talk about “fiddling around the edges:” Big Guy signed another important piece of legislation into law yesterday: H.R. 2094, the School Access to Emergency Epinephrine Act. Also known as the:

"School Access to Emergency Epinephrine Act," which includes in the statutory authorization for certain asthma-related grants a funding preference for States that require schools to: maintain epinephrine supply; and have on the premises trained personnel who can administer the epinephrine as needed.

In other words, we’re giving the schools more money to train teachers how to use an Epi-pen. (Place on thigh, push button. Done. Life saved. Call 911.)

bo epi-pen signingThe usual subjects rejoice in yet another Obama legacy Bill signed into law

Did I mention that Wee Won-1 has a peanut allergy? Well she does.

It's personal, the President says: First Daughter Malia is allergic to peanuts...

Washington, DC - Many schools across the nation will soon will be safer for children with severe food allergies and asthma. On Wednesday during an Oval Office ceremony attended by key Congressional sponsors and advocates, President Barack Obama signed into law H.R. 2094, the "School Access to Emergency Epinephrine Act."

I guess we’re required by the new healthcare mandate to provide personal information regarding the allergies of family members. Anyway, I just thought you’d want to know, in case you were planning to send some homemade treats to the Big White this Winter Holiday season: peanut brittle is off-limits, as is peanut butter pie.

peanut butter pie

So just slice it up into much smaller slices and share it with others on your block who are still glued to their computers waiting for to respond; as they try to buy replacement health insurance at twice the cost of the healthcare plan they liked, butt couldn’t keep after all.

30_calvin-and-hobbes voting for a bigger piece of the pie

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror

TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: obama; obamacare

1 posted on 11/14/2013 10:26:53 AM PST by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012
So will there no be a: Afordable American Pie Act?
2 posted on 11/14/2013 10:29:43 AM PST by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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3 posted on 11/14/2013 10:33:11 AM PST by MeshugeMikey ( Visit In Glitch We Trust....;o})
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4 posted on 11/14/2013 10:45:00 AM PST by devolve (- "He's (Obama) just 'too talented' to do what 'ordinary people' do." - Iranian-born Valerie Jarrett)
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5 posted on 11/14/2013 10:47:09 AM PST by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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To: NOBO2012
If you use an epi-pen without certification, you may be subjected to forcible enemas and anal probes. It's for your own good.

6 posted on 11/14/2013 10:47:36 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: NOBO2012
He needs to shut his pie-hole.
7 posted on 11/14/2013 10:53:07 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: NOBO2012
Penn and Teller explain "spreading the wealth around" using pie.
8 posted on 11/14/2013 10:56:08 AM PST by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: NOBO2012

With Obamacare if you like your American Pie-In-The-Sky you can keep your American Pie-In-The-Sky

9 posted on 11/14/2013 11:17:24 AM PST by null and void (I'm betting on an Obama Trifecta: A Nobel Peace Prize, an Impeachment, AND a War Crimes Trial...)
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To: NOBO2012

Bye bye American pie
voted for a loser and now we cry
he’s got some good ole boys that like suck him dry
Singin’ this is a day I can die, Obama will never lie....

10 posted on 11/14/2013 12:34:10 PM PST by Farnsworth (Now playing in America: "Stupid is the new normal")
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