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Obamacare Enrollment Packet
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Posted on 11/04/2013 9:34:37 AM PST by Hotlanta Mike

I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House.

It contained:

· An aspirin and a band-aid.

· An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker

· A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign

· A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster

· A 'Tax the Rich' banner

· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone

· An application for food stamps

· A prayer rug

· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren

· And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.

Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.

Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.


TOPICS: Government; Health/Medicine; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: abortion; deathpanels; obamacare; obamacareanecdote; obamacarerollout; zerocare
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1 posted on 11/04/2013 9:34:37 AM PST by Hotlanta Mike
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To: Hotlanta Mike

They screwed that up too.
Where is the fake voter registration card, the fake drivers license and the fake same sex marriage certificate?


2 posted on 11/04/2013 10:11:36 AM PST by Huskerfan44 (Huskerfan44 (22 Yr, Navy Vet))
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To: Huskerfan44

I am sure they will fix it.
Stand by for a copy of the Koran.


3 posted on 11/04/2013 10:16:30 AM PST by Huskerfan44 (Huskerfan44 (22 Yr, Navy Vet))
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To: Huskerfan44

Nobody is perfect. Even you gorgot fake Obama Birth Certificate.


4 posted on 11/04/2013 10:20:44 AM PST by Mi-kha-el ((There is no Pravda in Izvestiya and no Izvestiya in Pravda.))
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