Posted on 11/04/2013 9:34:37 AM PST by Hotlanta Mike
I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet from the White House.
It contained:
· An aspirin and a band-aid.
· An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker
· A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
· A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster
· A 'Tax the Rich' banner
· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
· An application for food stamps
· A prayer rug
· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
· And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.
Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.
They screwed that up too.
Where is the fake voter registration card, the fake drivers license and the fake same sex marriage certificate?
I am sure they will fix it.
Stand by for a copy of the Koran.
Nobody is perfect. Even you gorgot fake Obama Birth Certificate.
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