Skip to comments.Turning to Science to Explain Obamanomalies: The Relativity of Giant Sucking Black Holes
Posted on 11/04/2013 9:12:58 AM PST by NOBO2012
Youve all heard of anomalies, right?
anomaly (plural anomalies)
- A deviation from a rule or from what is regarded as normal.
- Something or someone that is strange or unusual.
- (sciences) Any event or measurement that is out of the ordinary
- (astronomy) Any of various angular distances.
- (biology) A defect or malformation.
- (quantum mechanics) A failure of a classical symmetry due to quantum corrections.
Black holes are considered a classic anomaly:
Today I would like to suggest a new Wiktionary entry that I made up. I think it will go a long way towards addressing the current unsettled, disconcerted sentiments of many Americans:
obamanomoly (plural obamanomalies)
- A deviation from the truth or from what is regarded as true.
- Something or someone that lies in strange or unusual ways.
- (sciences) A lie about an event or measurement that is out of the ordinary
- (astronomy) Distortions of various angular distances.
- (biology) A lie that creates a defect or malformation.
- (quantum mechanics) A lie which results in a failure of a classical symmetry due to quantum corrections.
As you can see, an obamanomoly is very much like an anomaly, only created from complete lies rather than someones - undoubtedly biased - idea of normal.
Today Im going to explore the science behind obamanomalies and show how it explains the election of Obama and the subsequent implementation of Obamacare.
Stay with me, as this is going to get technical; butt I promise, there will be no math. For the usual reasons.
To begin our analysis we must first understand the concept of singularity which isnt a whole lot easier than math:
A gravitational or spacetime singularity is a location where the quantities used to measure the gravitational field become infinite in a way that does not depend on the coordinate system. These quantities are the scalar invariant curvatures of spacetime, which includes a measure of the density of matter
See what I mean? Let me try to simplify:
The gravitational attraction becomes so strong that the velocity at which an object would have to move to escape the gravitational field equals the speed of light. Since the speed of light, according to Einsteins Theory of Relativity, is the maximum possible speed, nothing, not even light, can escape the black hole once it enters the event horizon.
Or, in laymans terms, its a big black hole that sucks everything in. As Einstein on Line puts it, rather poetically, I think:
Unfortunately it is not so easy to give a precise meaning to what this means. In other physical theories, singularities are defined as some kind of "pathological behavior" that takes place on an orderly stage provided by space and time. Concluding: A spacetime singularity is said to occur wherever a freely falling particle suddenly pops out of existence!
So that sounds encouraging.
Anyway, in order to analyze the creation of Obamanomalies, well focus our attention on the singularities that are included in the Event Horizon that most interests us here: the Birth of Obama (BO). The BO singularity includes both the natural birth of Barry as well as the metaphysical birth of Barry - when he emerged from his chrysalis, seemingly out of nowhere, to run for President:
The pupa emerges from its chrysalis
The BO singularity occurred in the midst of the American political landscape exactly as the Big Bang Theory (also a singularity) invented the universe: with a lot of noise and accompanied by a huge sucking vortex. As predicted by Einsteins theory of general relativity, the BO Event Horizon was infinitely dense and nothing could escape its gravitational pull. The MSM and LoFo voters were helplessly drawn into it's black hole.
Science can not accurately predict what will be found inside the black hole, but sensor readings confirm the Second Law of Thermodynamics prediction that it is unstable and moves rapidly from order to disorder (see entropy as well as Healthcare.gov).
The new concept of obamanomalies could go a long way towards explaining what, up till now, have been dismissed as mere anomaloies; such as this famous situation room photo taken at the time BO whacked Osama.
Additionally, the addition of obamanomalies to the lexicon might even allow us to explain such seemingly unexplainable absurdities as the new requirement for men to have health insurance policies that include maternity benefits.
Unfortunately, due to an anomaly in the space time continuum, Im afraid thats all the time I have for todays science lesson.
Dont worry though, theres much more. To be continued
Posted from: Michelle Obamas Mirror
Isn’t “black hole” racist??????
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