Skip to comments.Obamacare Promises: Sex, lies and – if you insist – let’s not go to the videotape
Posted on 11/02/2013 9:04:46 AM PDT by NOBO2012
After a month of criticism of our Obamacare Website - so full of glitches that we can still count on one hand the number of legit enrollees -
Were #1 now in 4 different colors!
were adopting a whole new approach.
Because apparently the old one didnt work right
Here are the primary tactics of our new strategy:
#1: Blame the Republicans. This one nearly always works; this time they are culpable because everyone knows theyve been trying to sabotage Obamacare from the start. And theyre racists.
#2: Blame the greedy, heartless insurance companies. Theyre rotten apples. Thats why we need to get rid of them altogether. And go to a single-payer system.
#3: Advise people that the cancellation notices from their insurance companies are a feature of the Affordable Care Act, not a bug. (see rotten apples, above)
#4 If all else fails, employ the Clinton Nuclear defense: Everybody lies about keeping your healthcare plan.
In case you havent figured it out, this new approach is intended to shift the focus away from OBAMACARE ISNT WORKING. Hey, theres no need to shout, youve got our attention!
I dont know which phony scandal we can refocus on though:
- Benghazi now that we know there were special forces on hand to help; and that the attack was tied to the Muslim Brotherhood who we were supporting at the time?
- The IRS phony scandal, now that we have confirmation that the IRS did, in fact, illegally give tax data on conservative groups to the FEC?
- Or the NSA, now that weve ticked off every one of our foreign friends and enemies; including the Pope?
So many phony scandals to choose from, its hard to know which one we can use as a squirrel. Maybe Fast and Furious. Theres nothing new being discussed in that phony scandal right now, is there?
Perhaps we need a new squirrel of an entirely different stripe.
Butt sometimes those new squirrels end up looking more like skunks.
Besides, weve already got a black and white squirrel around here that stinks a lot.
All skunks worthy of their stripes have developed a deadly stink-eye.
So maybe weve reached the point where we need to employ another trick from the trusty progressive playbook; time to reframe the problem altogether. Obamacare: its so big, so awesome and so grand that no one man, no one woman and no one existing Government Department of Health and Human Services could ever possibly oversee its implementation. We need to form a brand new agency with 10 more levels of oversight and review to ensure its successful operation.
Because the first 200 levels arent enough
So heres the deal: this mess is clearly not Barrys fault. He made it perfectly clear from the gitgo: If HE likes your healthcare plan, you can KEEP your healthcare plan. Period. And Ive got this fresh new videotape that proves it.
So ask yourself: just whose fault is it that the do-nothing Congress passed a law that they gave to a do-everything-incompetently bureaucracy, led by a know-nothing President?
Thats a rhetorical question, so if you insist on responding, please remember to do so in the form of a question.
Posted from: Michelle Obamas Mirror
What’s Reggie got to do with this?
Great stuff! Satire at it’s finest!
Thanks for the post.
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