Skip to comments.Halloween 2013: The Occupation Continues – Terror Ensues
Posted on 11/01/2013 8:50:51 AM PDT by NOBO2012
Well, we had a Halloween party this year after all. And while it was scary, as always,
the whole affair was fairly low-key
compared to past ghoulish celebrations around here:
And then there was this secret after party in 2009 with Johnny Depp and the entire Alice in Wonderland cast:
Lady M was festively attired in pumpkin and gray this year, as was Big Guy:
My! 2009 v. 2013; we are getting gray, arent we? Whats causing that?
Anyway, now I know why Chef Yosses was in the garden with Lady M the other day:
Ooooh! Thats scary!
Chef was gathering fruits and veggies for this years Big White Halloween treats:
Which were cute, butt not as well received as you might think. One of the little gremlins left his treats behind, along with this cryptic message:
Other than that, the party went fairly well. Although there was a bit of a scuffle at the gate when the family dressed up as the Obamas arrived. No, not the idiot in the mask and straitjacket that resulted in diversity training class for the entire hospital:
It was the Verizon Star Wars family that setoff the Secret Services radar detectors:
Apparently impersonating a Wookie is as politically incorrect as impersonating a black or even half-black President.
Although, it wasnt the first time we had a Wookie at our Halloween party:
2009: Lady M dressed up as Cheetah Rivera
Fortunately we didnt have any of these embarrassing treats that somehow slipped through our political correctness filter in past years:
Were very sensitive to anyone wearing white hoodies.
So, in addition to the veggie treats, this year we passed out dark chocolate squirrels, Presidential M&Ms,
Maybe next year well do fruitcake; always a big hit with kids too
and a special edition Presidential fruit and nut bar:
So I wrap up this years Halloween post with a rewind from last years: you may recall that we had to call off the celebration in 2012 due to issues regarding the campaign and voting fraud concerns (not enough) related to Big Guys upcoming reelection. Unfortunately, nobody thought to advise Pastry Chef Yosses of the cancellation until the last minute. He was pretty upset as he had been in the kitchen working on pumpkin treats all day.
What do you mean weve cancelled Halloween!?! Ive been working my butt off in here!
So Im off; I understand Lady Ms holding a special tea for the six intrepid people who broke through all the glitches and managed to actually enroll in Obamacare last month! We love an excuse for a good tea around here. And each attendee will each receive a special, limited edition collectors copy of the original CGI contract for development of the Obamacare website:
Not to exceed $800,000,000.00...or so.
So if you havent managed to successfully sign up for Obamacare yet, please keep those cards, letters, phone calls, tweets and keystrokes coming. Eventually you, too, might get to enroll. Maybe tomorrow.
Posted from: Michelle Obamas Mirror
Nice job! :D
I see Obama is still in his bubble.
I heard a popular White House costume this year was "Reggie Love's Gay Boy Toy."
Maybe Obama could pretend to be a President.
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