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To: marktwain

kind of like if you shoot a bad guy outside, drag him
inside.


3 posted on 10/25/2013 11:01:11 AM PDT by nixonsnose (you never know how much pee splatters until you are standing at the urinal in flip flops.)
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To: nixonsnose

>”kind of like if you shoot a bad guy outside, drag him
inside”<

First you take off one his shoes, put it on and kick the door in with it. If he was in a Wheelchair, never mind.

Just be sure to put it back on the Corpse before the Cops show up.


4 posted on 10/25/2013 11:05:10 AM PDT by Kickass Conservative (Good news, Federal Funding for my Tagline has been restored. Crisis averted.)
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To: nixonsnose

You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig"

8 posted on 10/25/2013 11:29:59 AM PDT by USNBandit (sarcasm engaged at all times)
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To: nixonsnose

>>>kind of like if you shoot a bad guy outside, drag him inside.<<<

Modern forensic techniques were mentioned for a reason. First thing a coroner is looking into is whether the body was dragged or not.


23 posted on 10/25/2013 6:56:20 PM PDT by cunning_fish
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