>”kind of like if you shoot a bad guy outside, drag him
inside”<
First you take off one his shoes, put it on and kick the door in with it. If he was in a Wheelchair, never mind.
Just be sure to put it back on the Corpse before the Cops show up.
I think that altering a crime scene is bad advise, even if it is in jest.
Forensic evidence can be very good today. If you were justified, the evidence will back up your story.
Don’t put that at risk by altering the evidence.