Good morning and happy trash day to youse too!
It is not a happy Trash Day. Tom parked the car near the cans on the curb, and the trash company didn’t empty them. This is not the first time this has happened, but Tom and Bill have a form of mental defect (digital dementia) which results in their having no memory of past events unless such events generate a Grievance.
I’m speculating as to ways that I could make sure proper disposition of the trash cans sticks in their memory crystals ...