It is not a happy Trash Day. Tom parked the car near the cans on the curb, and the trash company didn’t empty them. This is not the first time this has happened, but Tom and Bill have a form of mental defect (digital dementia) which results in their having no memory of past events unless such events generate a Grievance.
I’m speculating as to ways that I could make sure proper disposition of the trash cans sticks in their memory crystals ...
I just renewed your AAA membership for 14 months. Happy Halloween!
The logical consequences is to not let them drive. That’s not possible, under the circumstances. So restrict the driving to school and church, and everything else they will have to be passengers in someone else’s car.
Or...make them take the garbage to the dump themselves...
Dear me. I hope that the offspring learn in a very timely manner what good things come to an end when you displease the trash gods!