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An Unauthorized Peek At Recent Entries In Obama's: Sad Brat’s Diary
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 10-18-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 10/18/2013 7:24:52 AM PDT by NOBO2012

October 18, 2013

Dear Diary,

Well, it’s over - the great Tea Party Anarchist Government Shutdown of 2013. Someone has removed all the barrycades.

barricades down

All the non-essential employees have returned to their non-essential posts.

JimAcosta

The roar of leaf blowers are back, assuring the squirrels that I will once again be able to provide them with free peanuts;

essential employee

the Panda-cam is back up and running.

panda cam

Clearly, I WON - again.

It bores me now.

bo yawn2

Dear Diary,

I thought vanquishing my enemies would be much more fun. Don’t misunderstand; I’ve enjoyed humiliated them; I relished giving them a public shaming.

reid boehner

It’s not like beating them at golf, but it was still good.

bo bohner golf2

Dear Diary,

I just don’t understand these unfeeling politicians. I harass them with my IRS unit, I spy on them through the NSA. I mock them;

You don’t like a particular policy or a particular president? Then argue for your position. Go out there and win an election.” 

I call them terrorists, hostage takers; I have my minions in the media call them racists. I demean and ridicule them.

And still…they taunt me.

CruzLeePIX

Dear Diary,

The Teahadists continue to threaten me with additional hostage taking and ransom demands if I don’t rein in federal spending. But as I have no federal budget, I fail to see how they can make me. I will continue to have the NSA and the IRS keep an eye on them. They will  pay for their treason.

Dear Diary,

I have crushed the rightwing nutz, but I cannot bend their will. How dare these arrogant little men question me?  Where do such politicians come from?

ted-cruz-reporters-570x406

Who do they think they are?

tea party

Dear Diary,

They send their vermin to torment me,

 obama-fly

bo flies

thinking they can get under my impossibly thin (black) skin. It won’t work.

Dear Diary,

Now they are colluding with the Chinese against me, getting them to downgrade the US credit rating just because we have too much debt, too much deficit. Traitors. Idiots. I will crush them.

we won chinese version

Dear Diary,

Well, the important thing is the MSM agrees that this “manufactured crisis” - created by talk radio, bloggers and domestic terrorists - is over.

bo val and the rest of the little people

I’m exhausted, I think I will take a nap. And when I am rested, I am going to get right back in the game.

Missing-a-shot-on-the-first-hole golf-at-Farm-Neck-MA-550x412

If these little twerps think they can stop me from completing my transformation of Amerika, I’ve got a message for them:

bo-finger

If they try to get in my litter box and dig up all those old, phony scandals and start harping about the failure of my O-care system, I will sic the big dogs on them.

dogbert

“Like Sisyphus, I am bound to hell.”

h/t and apologies to zefrank’s Sad Cat Diary

(Note from MOTUS, maybe I should get a cat. I will call him Sisyphus)

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror 


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: boehner; cruz; lee; obama

1 posted on 10/18/2013 7:24:52 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012
question: "Are they waiting on pResident 0'BlahBlah to play
golf with and/or was it an cocktail party and his Posse?"

2 posted on 10/18/2013 7:33:15 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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