And in other news, The mile has been redefined to 4800 feet, so the EPA can credit the mileage improvement to ethanol.
And, the chocolate rations have been increased to 20 grams!!!!
“And, the chocolate rations have been increased to 20 grams!!!!”
“1984”. And, this is the truth, the National Cancer Institute has just changed the definition of cancer so the number having cancer will go down. From now on, you only have cancer if not treating it now will kill you for sure.
All other cancers: “Slower growing tumors would be called a different name such as indolent lesions of epithelial origin (IDLE).”
In other words, you will not get treated for cancer until you are for sure going to die if they don’t treat you now.
That is absolutely “1984” wording - don’t tell the people the truth so you can make the numbers say anything you want them to say. “And, chocolate rations have been increased to 25 grams!!”