The French may lead the world in swearing, in French, but they can’t cuss in English worth a damn, no matter how many Hollywood flicks they see. In fact, maybe that is the problem. Now Brits are another matter.
Frenchman: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called Ah-thoor Keeng, you and all your silly English K-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-niggits! [makes taunting gestures at them]
Sir Galahad: What a strange person.
King Arthur: Now, look here, my good man--
Frenchman: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
Frenchman: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
“The French may lead the world in swearing, in French, but they can’t cuss in English worth a damn, no matter how many Hollywood flicks they see. In fact, maybe that is the problem. Now Brits are another matter.”
- I could see that coming.
It’s a matter of taste whether you rank the French or the British the highest in this regard. The Brits do some pretty cool swearing.
Any ******* how, As I always wish to stay top dog, please allow me to bring in this official Italian news reporter;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNgZKrP05lA
If a Frenchman swears, does he say “pardon mon Anglais?”