You can’t make this kind of stuff up.
Years ago a friend of mine said he got his water from a well and a guy asked him why he just didn’t turn on the faucet to get his water.
What’s really scary is that both our stories were from years ago when grown people should have had at least an inkling. The adults coming up today are further removed from such. Just think of how many will be totally clueless when the light switch doesn’t magically make light and they can’t post their befuddlement on facebook.