What’s your name, attorney? You know mine; let’s hear yours.
Usually people ask for a name when they figure the person is one worth getting to know or has something to contribute to discourse they value. Here you label me "clueless," adding in a few other choice morsels, and then proclaim you are not going to bother reading anything further, that I'm not worth your time.
NOW you ask my name? LOL. You have this rather backwards. But in this you get points for consistency--your legal analysis exhibits a good bit of reverse thinking, too.
I decline the request as lacking sincerity.