Posted on 09/16/2013 2:22:31 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
ObamaCare Will Butt Into Your Sex Life:
Homobama will sex into your butt life, haha
ObamaCare Will Butt Into Your Sex Life:
Homobama will sex into your butt life, haha
“If a doctor asks me if Im sexually active Im going to say Why? Are you interested?”
I wonder if my doctor would ask me sex questions since I am 80 years old? If he does, I think I’ll have a page long list of first names of men, get them out of the phone book,
hand it to him and say it’s a partial list of my intimate boy friends. What does he do then?
We are getting asked too many questions by this government and I think I will start lying on every form I get. Lying is not me, but they are getting too close to my life. How much longer until we have to get a “mark” in order to buy and sell - right there in Revelation.
If they ask the right questions, they may discover that certain lifestyle choices lead to higher end-of-life healthcare costs...
False answers answer this positive equals negative and so on
:)
Are you sexually active? If so, with one partner, multiple partners or same-sex partners?
What if you’re sexually active with no partners?
Everybody has to do what I am going to do, refuse to answer those questions which have nothing to do with what I am here for.
If they ask me how many partners I have I think I’ll say “As many as I can get.”
Can't you just leave a tip like everyone else? Who's going to want to use that counter after that?!?
Sorry, couldn't resist.
“If they ask me how many partners I have I think Ill say As many as I can get.”
Let’s see, the person recording your answers will write, “Promiscuous, send for STD tests.”
If I handed them a long list of men’s first names, they would write the same thing for me. See you at the STD testing lab. We will skip the tests and go have an adult beverage somewhere.
You can likely get hired at GS-17 to start...
not going to answer any of these damn questions...will just sit there and stare
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