[Old Sarge]

In 1908, an alien spacecraft exploded at Tunguska, Russia;

The Roswell alien spacecraft was a rescue mission for the Tunguska crash, but it fell through a wormhole and crashed in the New Mexico desert 39 years later;

A piece of alien technology from the Roswell crash was discovered by a teenager named Elvis Presley;

Presley turned it over the the Nazi scientists of Operation Paperclip;

The Nazi scientists reverse-engineered it and developed the Internet, GMO’s, and chemtrail technology, which in turn provides power for the HAARP array;

The HAARP array brought down the World Trade Center towers on the order of George W. Bush, who personally detonated them from his secret Skull and Bones lair beneath the campus of UT-Austin.

There, it all makes sense, Mulder and Scully were right, The Truth Is Out There, man!

[JRandomFreeper]

In 1908, an alien spacecraft exploded at Tunguska, Russia; The Roswell alien spacecraft was a rescue mission for the Tunguska crash, but it fell through a wormhole and crashed in the New Mexico desert 39 years later;

The aliens need better pilots.

/johnny

[Nifster]

I am so happy to finally know the truth. All these years and I had just been in the dark.

Thank you for the wisdom ;)

[wally_bert]

Good one!

[luvie]

I just got a headache from laughing too hard! :)

[SE Mom]

Wait- you forgot the part about The Bilderberg Gang at Area 51...

[carlo3b]

Wait just one friggin minute Sarg.. I read your screed, and it was BS.. Elvis was not a teenager in 1947, he was only 12.. Sheeesh and to think I believed everything you wrote.. UGH!