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New Fatwa for The Free Syrian Army: No Killing of Believer Lice in Muslim Beards – Beheading Christians is Still OK


1 posted on 08/27/2013 7:53:01 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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Now that is lousy theology!

(Duck’n & runn’n)


2 posted on 08/27/2013 7:55:04 PM PDT by HiTech RedNeck (The Lion of Judah will roar again if you give him a big hug and a cheer and mean it. See my page.)
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3 posted on 08/27/2013 7:55:38 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Major brain damage at UMES, but no property damage!)
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Lice have more respect for themselves.


4 posted on 08/27/2013 7:56:15 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Jihadis be crazy!

PING!

5 posted on 08/27/2013 7:57:04 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Major brain damage at UMES, but no property damage!)
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Allahu FUBAR! These primates are about 14 centuries behind the rest of us. Blessed lice .....


6 posted on 08/27/2013 7:58:14 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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HOLY BEARD BUGS, BATMAN!!!


7 posted on 08/27/2013 8:00:22 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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Are we sure this isnt a parody? Please tell me its “just” humor.


8 posted on 08/27/2013 8:00:40 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey (Block Captain..Tyranny Response Team / al-Kilab Division)
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May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits!


10 posted on 08/27/2013 8:03:47 PM PDT by null and void (Frequent terrorist attacks OR endless government snooping and oppression? We can have both!)
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Good grief. I thought I’d heard everything.


11 posted on 08/27/2013 8:05:10 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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Minds entirely reprobated.


13 posted on 08/27/2013 8:15:21 PM PDT by John Leland 1789
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These people are nuckin’ futz!


15 posted on 08/27/2013 8:20:24 PM PDT by beethovenfan (If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
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Mad Moe says: Be Nice to lice OR ELSE!


22 posted on 08/27/2013 9:47:59 PM PDT by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!t happened world wide.)
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Their beards are THAT important? Folks, I think we may have just found their Achilles Heel. We just have to figure out how to exploit it.


24 posted on 08/27/2013 11:01:41 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Uncle Miltie: Obama poisoned race relations for a generation. Everything is racial now.)
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WTF!?


25 posted on 08/27/2013 11:17:14 PM PDT by Bobalu (Bobo the Wonder Marxist leads Operation Rodeo Clown against Syria)
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An overwhelming outbreak of Typhus coming soon! That will wipe them off the board.


26 posted on 08/28/2013 4:31:55 AM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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Good. Ley these fools keep their lice...I could not agree more.

Perhaps these lice have been sent forth by God to be a scurge to these animals, and it is fitting because animals have lice and can’t get rid of them either.

So, let them contract the conditions and diseases associated with the lice as well.


28 posted on 08/28/2013 1:19:21 PM PDT by Jeff Head
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Well, that explains it.

No wonder so many Muslim enclaves seem backwards. They're starting from scratch...

31 posted on 08/28/2013 7:37:03 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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