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DUmmie FUnnies 08-22-13 ("Chelsea Manning": DUmmies get behind the whistle-blower)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 22, 2013 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 08/22/2013 4:03:01 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Bush, Cheney, and Rummy: war criminals, and they remain free. Bradley Manning: whistle-blower, and he gets sentenced to 35 years in prison. Where is the justice? Justice for Treyson! This sums up the DUmmies' reaction to the sentencing of Nothing-Is-Private Manning.

But that was yesterday. Today comes news that Bradley--who at one time had called himself "Brianna"--now wants to be known as "Chelsea" and live as a woman. Bradley is no longer manning.

Multiple threads the last couple of days, too many to link to them all. We'll start with this THREAD, "Bradley Manning sentanced to 35 years."

But before we get to the DUmmies, I think we should hear from Chelsea herself. Click the music link and sing along!

CHELSEA MANNING
Tune: "Chelsea Morning"

Woke up, and I was Chelsea Manning
And the first thing that I said
Was I wanted to be female
And wear wigs upon my head
If you think you'd like to buy me bras
And wrap them up, I take A-cup

Oh, don't you guess
I'll put on a dress
And I'll wear a bunch of make-up

Woke up, and I was Chelsea Manning
And the first thing that I saw
Was a thirty-five-year sentence
And no rainbow on the wall
All those big strong men to welcome me
Criminals can be so hardened

O, won't you please
I'm on my knees
Give this little girl a pardon

Now the cell door opens on my new friends for the day
And the hall is filled, they form a line
And two'd be fine
But look, there's nine
Whistles to blow today

Woke up, and I was Chelsea Manning
And the first thing that I know
That I now realize I'm lesbian
I should go where women go
And I don't like this place that I'm in
So stick me with some hormones

Oh, let me stay
Where I'll be okay
And we'll talk in diff'rent pronouns

When the cell door closes
And the rainbows all recede
I will tell you secrets
Hear me speak
The stuff you seek
Is what I'll leak
The only thing I need
Pretty badly, I'm not
Bradley, now I'm Chelsea Manning

So let us now go to DUmmiLeaks, in Cherry Lip Gloss Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, the wag tailoring the doggerel, Charles Henrickson, is in the [brackets]:

Bradley Manning sentanced to 35 years - just breaking. Dishonorable discharge, forfeits pay and benefits, rank reduced. Eligible for parole in 10, time served will be counted.

[You DUmmies should be happy he got off so easy.]

Can he earn time off for good behavior?

[Yes, he will have to learn to keep his legs together and sit gracefully.]

Manning sentenced to 35 years, this should be a national day of mourning

[Woke up, it was a Chelsea mourning. . . .]

Can President Obama issue him a pardon at the end of his term?

[Why not NOW? Justice for Treyson NOW! If Obama had a son--or daughter--it would look like Chelsea.]

I hope he can appeal.

[Oh, I'm sure he will appeal.]

Bradley Manning sentenced to 35 years. War criminals? Zero.

[It's a mixed-up, muddled-up, shook-up world.]

President Obama should pardon him. but he wont.

[IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!]

President Obama should give him Obama's undeserved Peace Prize.

[Oooh! Burn!]

Why I think Bradley Manning should do time.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Manning tossed in a hole, Bushco to be immune to war crimes... What a proud time to be a democrat!

[Thank your Obamassiah--who, btw, has not closed Gitmo, and continues to use drones, and spies on Americans, and how come you guys are not protesting HIM?]

I feel sad for Manning. I know what he did was wrong and dangerous . . . but I think he was doing what he thought was right for his own reasons.

[Well, I guess that makes it alright then.]

Poll: Manning traitorous, deserves prison, not a hero

[LOUSY FREEPER POLL!!!]

The lead attorney for Army Private first class Bradley Manning told the media on Wednesday that he’ll begin asking US President Barack Obama to pardon his client as early as next week.

[Manning will be free within 24 business hours. Bank it. The pardon is sealed in a mason jar on Eric Holder's desk.]

i think there is a better chance of the planet Jupiter making me its Facebook friend, than him getting the pardon from Obama

[Bradley Manning, benburch would like to be friends with Uranus.]

Bradley Manning says he plans to live as a woman and begin hormone therapy: "I Am Chelsea Manning"

[Interesting timing for this news, a day after the sentencing. This is either an invitation to the boys in the prison or an attempt to get transferred to a women's facility.]

Manning says is female, wants to live as a woman

[Notice the missing pronoun. Even this DUmmie is confused.]

Chelsea Manning or Bradley Manning?

[Free 'em both!]

It's a bit much to digest.

[It's a bit much to sw-- no, let's try that again. . . .]

It's a bit much to digest.

[Yeah, I was just getting used to "Brianna." Where did this "Chelsea" come from?]

She identifies as a woman. Get it? She wants to be called Chelsea. Get it?

[Whatever Chelsea wants, Chelsea gets!]

Bradley Manning: I want to live as a woman

[I want to live as a millionaire, Brad, but that ain't happenin'. If wishes were fishes, we'd be swimmin' in the sea.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bradley; bradleymanning; brianna; chelsea; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; manning; randsconcerntrolls; waronterror
Coming soon to a theatre near you. . .


SHAVING PRIVATE MANNING
So close, he fooled the Stubble Telescope.


1 posted on 08/22/2013 4:03:01 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

2 posted on 08/22/2013 4:04:11 PM PDT by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


3 posted on 08/22/2013 4:04:52 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bradley is no longer manning.)
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What’s the difference between Snowden and Manning again...is it just that one released stuff about eviiiiil bush and the other released stuff about goooood Obama or something?


4 posted on 08/22/2013 4:14:06 PM PDT by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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To: Charles Henrickson

5


5 posted on 08/22/2013 4:16:09 PM PDT by Kaslin (He needed the ignorant to reelect him, and he got them. Now we all have to pay the consequenses)
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To: Charles Henrickson

There are plenty of “she-men” in male prisons.

He will never be a woman, he can pretend all he likes but I am under no obligation to share his delusions


6 posted on 08/22/2013 4:18:58 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: Charles Henrickson

Why does this all feel so orchestrated?
Manning sentenced for espionage yesterday while Obama is away.
Manning comes out today,and Obies first order of business tomorrow is a Bisexual roundtable.


7 posted on 08/22/2013 4:22:04 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: PJ-Comix; All
The photo at the top of this DUFU sometimes isn't showing up. Here's a smaller version of it:

It says:

PRIDE IN OUR WHISTLE-BLOWER

8 posted on 08/22/2013 4:35:06 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Bradley is no longer manning.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Bradley Manning sentanced to 35 years - just breaking. Dishonorable discharge, forfeits pay and benefits, rank reduced

"Chelsea" Manning stuck as male for 35 years; heart-breaking. Desires menst**** discharge, forfeits p***s and baggage, rack increased.

9 posted on 08/22/2013 4:38:16 PM PDT by mikrofon (Wuss-blower)
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To: Travis McGee

Oh, come on, Travis. If Manning is representative of Army Soldiers, then surely Kristin Beck is representative of Navy SEALs?

I don’t think so. Freaks are freaks are freaks, and, especially in this society, they’re encouraged to be freaks. Not much can be done about them except scoff at the sycophants who embrace their behavior.


10 posted on 08/22/2013 4:48:01 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Wonder if he chose Chelsea because of Clinton’s daughter? The sympathy vote??


11 posted on 08/22/2013 6:43:50 PM PDT by Spirit of Liberty (Time to go Galt!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“I want to live as a millionaire”

Dang it! You beat me to it. That was the first thought I had when I read Manning wanted to live as a gal.

Heck, I’d be content with being a thousandaire. :)


12 posted on 08/22/2013 7:01:02 PM PDT by berdie
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To: Charles Henrickson

Howard Stern couldn’t even make this up.


13 posted on 08/22/2013 7:07:48 PM PDT by Sasparilla
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To: Charles Henrickson

Aww, come on now, didn’t ANYONE jump down the throat of people who weren’t absolutely supportive of a traitor deciding to become a woman?

Wonder if (s)he will demand transitional facilities where no one knows if he is a guy or a gal until the soon to be taxpayer funded hormone therapies start kicking in. Of course, therapy for his theft, his treason, his backstabbing of soldiers is as likely as therapy to cure his sexual identity problem.


14 posted on 08/23/2013 12:12:12 AM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Once a whistle blower, always a whistle blower I guess.


15 posted on 08/23/2013 3:37:49 AM PDT by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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To: Charles Henrickson
She identifies as a woman. Get it? She wants to be called Chelsea. Get it?

Hard to fool the DNA though. It dies in a wreck, and the DNA says male. What to do. What to do.

16 posted on 08/23/2013 5:13:30 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

If it looks like a duck...

How’s that “gays in the military” thing workin out fellas?


17 posted on 08/23/2013 5:53:25 AM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Am I the only one that sees a distinct similarity between the picture of Chelsea Manning in a wig with lipstick and recent pictures of Chelsea Clinton??

Calling all freeper photoshop artists. LOL
18 posted on 08/23/2013 11:28:04 AM PDT by fifedom
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...

Thanks Charles Henrickson.

Ron Paul: Manning ‘should be released’
Politico | 8/22/2013 | Breanna Edwards
Posted on 08/22/2013 4:34:00 PM PDT by Republican Wildcat
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3057722/posts


19 posted on 08/24/2013 7:20:43 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (It's no coincidence that some "conservatives" echo the hard left.)
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