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The "One" We've been Waiting For, The "Bringer of Manna" Is Who???
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-2-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 08/02/2013 8:13:49 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Were we all wrong? Is it possible that Big Guy is not the “One” we’ve been waiting for?

Could that title actually belong to a different clown?

No, not that clown, this clown:

It turns out Ronald McDonald may be the “Bringer of Manna.” That’s right, Mickey D’s McDouble is the “cheapest, most nutritious and bountiful food that has ever existed in human history!”

Not to mention Delicious!

I know what you’re thinking: “Woo Hoo! Butt where does Lady M stand on the McDouble?”

At the head of the line! Butt remember, Lady M strongly adheres to the philosophy “Do as I say, not as I do.”

Over the years, Lady M has tried to force encourage McDonald’s to join her No Child’s Fat Behind campaign:

All she asked Ronald to do was healthify the Happy Meal with apple slices:

or, “right-size” it,

and replace the racist toys packed in their Happy Meals with more appropriate action figures like these:

We finally WON their support (financial as well as moral) when MO agreed to allow her fashion forward image adorn the newly re-vitamized Happy Meal packaging for FREE!!! (* just pay separate processing and handling)

Look for it under the golden Arches in your neighborhood soon!

One important final note: according to the study, the delicious McDouble contains about 50% of the daily requirement of protein for only about 1 buck. So I recommend, just to be safe, spend another buck and eat 2. That way your required daily protein deposits are in the bank. So to speak.

If you want to know more about Lady M’s sacrificin’ for you on this topic, and I know you do, here are a few blasts from the past:

Clarabell vs Ronald McDonald: 9th Circus Court of Appeals Smackdown

Happy Meals? Put them in the History Books

Happy Meals and Happy Days

Food: For Thought

I’m off to the beach, then Mickey D’s!

Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror

TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: cheeseburger; mcdonalds; obama

1 posted on 08/02/2013 8:13:49 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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