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MOTUS’ First 2016 Prezzy Poll: Democratic Girls For President!
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 8-1-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 08/01/2013 11:33:35 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Is it a wee bit early to be thinking about the 2016 Prezzy Election? Yeah, it probably is. Butt I’m a tired of not-de-funding Obamacare and roasting Weiners, so, I’m going to jump right in with my first, official 2016 Presidential poll: “Which Democratic Girl Will Be Nominated?” and why?



Why only Democrats? Because they’ve got their plan nailed down and every one of their ducks in a row. It’s easy when you’ve had the same, basic plan of HOPE & CHANGE since 1913.


Why "only girls? Because the Democratic the master plan calls for making history again by electing the first girl President. Big Guy proved that the best way to mobilize the LIVs (Low Information Voters) is to make the choice “Historic”: “Elect America’s the first black President, or you’re a racist.”



The strategery is clearly sound because Big Guy “WON!,” ipso fatso, future nominees will have the best shot at “Occupying” the Big White if they are also the “historic” choice. And the Dems are loaded with tantalizing, historic choices: girls, latinos, indians (woo woo, not Eastern), eskimos, muslims, illegal aliens, sexters and LGBTQs. Geez, that’s 5, historic election wins based on sexual preference alone!



Sorry; Only One “Historic First” Category Per Person.

Assuming the R-words will keep cheesing off conservatives and libertarians by acting like Democrats, that pretty much makes the White House “Blue” for at least the next 22 elections.

It’s no surprise that the Democratic party bench (the party of Sandra Fluke rhymes with duck) is deep in X chromosomes, and our leadoff batter is Hillary. Big Guy’s old secretary is, not just the presumptive nominee, butt a confirmed “Rock Star” (h/t: John McCain). After all, she’s earned the title by standing by her men (Big Dawg & Big Guy), she’s the former smartest woman to ever live (title now held by Lady M) and her odds of “WINNING!” just got a big boost when NBC endorsed her with a new 4-part miniseries starring Diane Lane as her Hillness.



Separated at birth?

Butt with all that going for her, she’s far from a shoe in. She discovered that in 2008. Fancy Nancy Pelosi has already made history as the Congressman to have more cosmetic surgeries than than Kim Kardashian first, historic girl Speaker of the House. Further down the bench, and I’m in trouble for not making her first, is Lady M, her own bad self. No need to dwell on her vast her qualifications: World Famous Fashion Icon and Busy Mom™ (h/t: Cripes Suzette).

Rounding out my poll are Democratic superwomen Janet “Bruno” Napolitano, Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren, and my surprise pick, Chelsea Clinton.



I know I’ve left out many contenders: Sgt, Wasserman-Schultz, future Secretary of Homeland Security and Mars Pathfinder expert, Sheila Jackson Lee and fashion icon contender, Rosa Delauro, to name just a few. They may pop up in future polls because they are NOT going away.



Remember, the question is “Which girl do you think will win?” NOT “Which girl would you vote for” (‘cause I would move to Venezuela before I’d vote for any of them...uh...except for Lady M!) and as always, Chicago Rules are in effect. Vote early, vote often. Polls will remain open until I get back from the beach. HOPE I don’t get sun burned.



Posted from: Michelle Obama’s Mirror

TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 2016; clintonpelosi; obama

1 posted on 08/01/2013 11:33:35 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012

If the democraps run HilLIARy and the GOP does NOT run a woman, we are toast (as a country)

I suggest Palin/Paul

Or even better- Palin/Bachman

2 posted on 08/01/2013 11:35:22 AM PDT by Mr. K (Lies, Damned Lies, and Statistics, and then Democrat Talking Points.)
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To: NOBO2012

I heard some talking heads saying that the Romney/Ryan ticket from 2012 could be the last ticket of two white men. We have become so much into identity politics and first this-type-of-minority running, that the GOP may want women and minorities at least as the VP running mate. The GOP is being pilloried as a party of older white voters.

3 posted on 08/01/2013 11:44:53 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego (s)
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To: NOBO2012

And those photos are of the femi-dhimmis in makeup.
I saw (overhyped) whatshername, was in The Avengers, Ironman’s schtupbuddy, oh he11 you know who I’m talking about.
Anyway, no makeup and her face looked like the surface of the moon!
But she cleans up almost not guilty.
So can you imagine how scarifyin’ anyone of those trolls must be au natural?
Like the Lee twins: Ugh and Homey. Brrrrrrrrr.

4 posted on 08/01/2013 11:56:02 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: NOBO2012

The interesting thing about the unflattering pics of liberal women is that they would NEVER be used by the MSM, particularly for a cover shoot, whereas the MSM typically chooses unflattering pics (or descriptions) for GOP women. If Sarah Palin had been a lib, the media would have branded her a “rock star,” the image of the “new woman,” the “new face in politics,” “bright,” and so forth. But because she was a conservative, she was considered a dunce and her attractiveness was used as a way of putting her down.

5 posted on 08/01/2013 11:57:53 AM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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To: Mr. K

no... we will have no chance if we run a woman against Hillary. Unless you can find one that has mastered the art of speaking in a lower octave a la lady Thatcher.

Otherwise we will have to listen to shrill and shriller. The dems will all vote for Hil. My mother an yellow dog dem, told me the other day she hated Hil while she was running again Obama... but now she loves her once again. She repeated the “smartest woman” in the world blah blah blah.. when you ask what her accomplishments have been... crickets.

6 posted on 08/01/2013 12:06:30 PM PDT by Katya (Homo Nosce Te Ipsum)
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To: Mr. K

They got a little problem.

They’re gonna have to run a BLACK woman.

Minorities now think they OWN the White House, and they aren’t gonna let their party nominate a non-minority ever again.

7 posted on 08/01/2013 12:11:31 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Buckeye McFrog

I don’t think Moochelle would run. Now that Barry has hit the big time, all she needs to do for the rest of her life is write a book or two (”My Time in the White House”; “Michelle’s Sustainable Diet”), give a handful of $200,000 speeches every year, accept a few honorary doctorates, and she can continue to enjoy the lifestyle to which she has become accustomed since sacrificing everything for a life of “public service.”

8 posted on 08/01/2013 12:47:14 PM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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