“Last time I was cleaning them on my boat(it is relaxing) and a freak wave knocked my guns and ammo into the ocean.”
Look, I’ve got numerous weapons but I don’t understand all you gunmen cleaning your weapons on a boat. You fellas are my friends but what is this cleaning on a boat? Won’t you ever learn? If you need to borrow one, I’ll give you one, but only if you promise to stay off that boat! :o)