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Step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman
wordpress ^ | July 15, 2013 | Dan from Squirrel Hill

Posted on 07/15/2013 11:47:56 AM PDT by grundle

Step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman

On July 15, 2013, thousands of protestors in Times Square chanted:

“Trayvon did not have to die. We don’t know the reason why.”

To those thousands of protestors, as well as to the millions of other people who share their point of view, I would like to present the following simple, handy dandy, step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman. I follow these steps every day, and the results speak for themselves. If you follow these simple and easy steps, then you, too, can avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman.

Step #1: Don’t pin George Zimmerman down on the ground.

Step #2: Don’t break George Zimmerman’s nose.

Step #3: Don’t give George Zimmerman two black eyes.

Step #4: Don’t repeatedly slam George Zimmerman’s head on the pavement.

That’s it. Just four simply, easy steps.

It works for me.

And if you follow these steps, it will work for you too.



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KEYWORDS: georgezimmerman; justicefortrayvon; trayvonmartin; zimmerman
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To: Dilbert San Diego

I’ll take it a step further. I strongly suspect that ‘Dee Dee’ urged him to attack Zimmerman.

In her testimony, she states that Martin made it to his porch, which is around 350 feet away from where the shooting occurred.

How did he get 350 feet back closer to Zimmerman? Why didn’t he just go inside, having lost Zimmerman?

He went back to meet Zimmerman.

Why?

I think Mrs Dee Dee Diamond Jeantel told him that he should go show that crazy a$$ cracker that he not be disrespectin’ him. She probably told him that Zimmerman could now identify him as the neighborhood jewelry thief; and, that he had to get rid of him.


61 posted on 07/15/2013 1:15:18 PM PDT by lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)
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To: justa-hairyape
Here it is:
62 posted on 07/15/2013 1:15:23 PM PDT by little jeremiah (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
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To: don-o; grundle

I think his drug use, burglary trade and fighting skills practice should be included though.


63 posted on 07/15/2013 1:17:32 PM PDT by little jeremiah (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
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To: Ol' Dan Tucker
I'm guessing Mordor doesn't have WiFi?...

Post of the day!

64 posted on 07/15/2013 1:18:32 PM PDT by little jeremiah (Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point. CSLewis)
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To: donmeaker
I wish Zimmerman hadn’t sent that darn telegram.

It was related to Mexico, all right, but in the wrong century!

65 posted on 07/15/2013 1:24:20 PM PDT by HiJinx (Romans 8:28-29)
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To: grundle

Great post bump!


66 posted on 07/15/2013 1:25:30 PM PDT by JerseyDvl (Cogito Ergo Doleo Soetoro, ABO and of course FUBO!)
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To: grundle

How ‘bout “Wave cheerfully at your neighbor, and ask him what he’s doin’ out on a miserable night like this one?”


67 posted on 07/15/2013 1:29:09 PM PDT by Little Ray (How did I end up in this hand-basket, and why is it getting so hot?)
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To: Sam Gamgee

Have you been in a coma? You didn’t even have to follow the case to realize that these are the facts if you had just paid attention to the thousands of articles written in the past year.


68 posted on 07/15/2013 1:30:18 PM PDT by JerseyDvl (Cogito Ergo Doleo Soetoro, ABO and of course FUBO!)
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To: grundle

Step 5) Chug your purple drank and pass out before you think of something brilliant like trying to beat someone up.


69 posted on 07/15/2013 1:34:54 PM PDT by TigersEye ("No man left behind" is more than an Army Ranger credo it's the character of America.)
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To: null and void
If I had a son, he'd look like the guy you just created.

Actually, I do have sons, and they all behave like that. No one ever shoots them, either.

70 posted on 07/15/2013 1:40:14 PM PDT by Defiant (In the next rebellion, the rebels will be the ones carrying the American flag.)
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To: grundle

Here’s some additional advice:

1) When visiting or otherwise a guest in a gated community, don’t be surprised if someone asks in effect, can I help you - are you a guest or are you visiting someone as we’ve had a rash of break ins and we are walking around to better protect our residents and their guests.
2) Don’t attack law enforcement officials or local security guards.


71 posted on 07/15/2013 1:44:21 PM PDT by 1Old Pro
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To: Sam Gamgee
Since I haven’t really followed the case, how do we know that is how events transpired?

We know because we did follow the case and your intentional ignorance hasn't hindered us.

72 posted on 07/15/2013 1:44:36 PM PDT by TigersEye ("No man left behind" is more than an Army Ranger credo it's the character of America.)
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To: little jeremiah

That is the better one. Thanks.


73 posted on 07/15/2013 1:46:09 PM PDT by justa-hairyape
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To: massgopguy
You are hilarious. BTW "Tons of Fun" is culpable in this mess. Do you think she counseled him to go home and lock the door or to confront that "crazy azz cracker"?

Besides the obvious, it would explain why she couldn't get her story straight.

74 posted on 07/15/2013 1:59:25 PM PDT by Former Proud Canadian (The IRS--a softer Gestapo)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

So?


75 posted on 07/15/2013 2:04:22 PM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: null and void
Or it could have gone like this:

- Hey, are you following me?
- Ummm, yes.
- May I ask why?
- Well, uh, we've had a number off robberies in this neighborhood lately, and I don't recognize you...
- Oh, well, I'm Travon Martin, I'm spending the summer at my uncle's in unit 12. I expect you'll see a lot of me this summer.
- OK, thanks, good to know. I'm George Zimmerman, by the way.
They shake hands.
- No, thank you for keeping an eye out for your neighbors!

Holy smokes, nully, that's brilliant! Where did you get that? Were you visited by angelic beings in a vision? Did aliens from a super-advanced planet contact you? This is going to change society forever!!!

It's hard to think of the right words for it. Enlightened ... breakthrough ... quantum leap ... dawn of a new era. I've got it, CIVILIZED BEHAVIOR!

Who'da thunk it!?! Nully! Dat's who. ;-)

76 posted on 07/15/2013 2:05:26 PM PDT by TigersEye ("No man left behind" is more than an Army Ranger credo it's the character of America.)
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To: Ol' Dan Tucker

“I’m guessing Mordor doesn’t have WiFi?... “

Nor does Pandora.


77 posted on 07/15/2013 2:05:33 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (The reason we own guns is to protect ourselves from those wanting to take our guns from us.)
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To: grundle
Don't be a serial burglar.
Don't do drugs.
Don't be a truant.
Don't wear your belt around your thighs.
Don't pick a fist fight with a creepy ass cracker packing heat.
78 posted on 07/15/2013 2:08:14 PM PDT by Amagi (Buying "Green" means purchasing inferior quality at increased cost.)
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To: grundle

Like I used to tell the kids I used to have:
Hang out with stupid people at stupid hours
and stupid things tend to happen to you.
IE:play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


79 posted on 07/15/2013 2:53:47 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Marx smelled bad & lived with his parents most his life.)
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To: kingu

Good point.


80 posted on 07/15/2013 3:08:42 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper
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