Step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman

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Step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman

On July 15, 2013, thousands of protestors in Times Square chanted:

“Trayvon did not have to die. We don’t know the reason why.”

To those thousands of protestors, as well as to the millions of other people who share their point of view, I would like to present the following simple, handy dandy, step by step guide on how to avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman. I follow these steps every day, and the results speak for themselves. If you follow these simple and easy steps, then you, too, can avoid getting shot and killed by George Zimmerman.

Step #1: Don’t pin George Zimmerman down on the ground.

Step #2: Don’t break George Zimmerman’s nose.

Step #3: Don’t give George Zimmerman two black eyes.

Step #4: Don’t repeatedly slam George Zimmerman’s head on the pavement.

That’s it. Just four simply, easy steps.

It works for me.

And if you follow these steps, it will work for you too.

[101stAirborneVet]

This is spot on; I have avoided these missteps as well and, to date, have not been shot by George Zimmerman. It’s solid advice.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

I might share this on Facebook, but there’s some people on the other side on my friends list.

[dirtboy]

You left out, ‘Don’t try to grab George Zimmerman’s gun while saying, “tonight you die, ************”’

[Alex Murphy]

Step #1: Don’t pin George Zimmerman down on the ground.
Step #2: Don’t break George Zimmerman’s nose.
Step #3: Don’t give George Zimmerman two black eyes.
Step #4: Don’t repeatedly slam George Zimmerman’s head on the pavement.
That’s it. Just four simply, easy steps.

Step #0: Learn to plan ahead. Don't wait until the last minute to buy your Skittles.

[capt B]

nice

[Sam Gamgee]

Since I haven’t really followed the case, how do we know that is how events transpired?

[Twotone]

And when someone seems to be following you, and you arrive at your home, go inside and shut and lock the door!

[Cyber Liberty]

Yeah, me too. But I post it anyway.

[VideoPaul]

This is amazing! I haven’t done this to anyone ever, and not only haven’t I been shot by George Zimmerman, I haven’t been shot by ANYONE, ever!

Whoever the author of this piece is is wise beyond my ability to comprehend. This is so simple it just might work for everyone. It certainly worked for me! This person should immediately astart working for the government on anti violence initiatives. I’ll bet that this can be applied so many other ways, like:

If you don’t rob a store, you won’t get shot by the store owner.

If you don’t carjack a car, you won’t be shot by the driver.

If you don’t point a weapon (or some inanimate object used as a weapon) at a cop, you won’t get shot by a cop.

I wonder what other wonderful applications of this COMPLETELY NEW CONCEPT might my fellow FReepers be able to come up with>? Chime in, fellow patriots!

[goodnesswins]

Go do your own research....sheesh.

[null and void]

Or it could have gone like this:

- Hey, are you following me?
- Ummm, yes.
- May I ask why?
- Well, uh, we've had a number off robberies in this neighborhood lately, and I don't recognize you...
- Oh, well, I'm Travon Martin, I'm spending the summer at my uncle's in unit 12. I expect you'll see a lot of me this summer.
- OK, thanks, good to know. I'm George Zimmerman, by the way.
They shake hands.
- No, thank you for keeping an eye out for your neighbors!

[Hardastarboard]

I can see starting up a whole thread of these, kind of like the Chuck Norris jokes, or "If you . . ., you just might be shot by George Zimmerman" (hat tip to "You just might be a redneck").

Unfortunately I'm not feeling creative enough to kick it off.

[Tilted Irish Kilt]

Sam Gamgee ~:” Since I haven’t really followed the case, how do we know that is how events transpired? “

Read the sworn depositions !
Read the court transcripts !
Read the decision of the court !

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

“If you don’t point a weapon (or some inanimate object used as a weapon) at a cop, you won’t get shot by a cop.”

If you must point anything animate at a cop; make sure that it’s not a puppy dog.

[Red in Blue PA]

Good God do some research.

[School of Rational Thought]

A bit limited to talking head points.

I would have added Don’t tell Zimmerman he is going to die tonight

[wmileo]

If you don't break and enter your way into a home, you won't get shot by the person or persons living there.

If you don't try to kidnap and or attack a women, you won't get shot to death by the handgun in her purse.

P.S. What is a Skittle and why would I want to buy one?

[zencycler]

Step 1 should be - Don’t become irrationally rageful if George Zimmerman seems interested in what you are doing or where you are going in his neighborhood.

[kingu]

I might share this on Facebook, but there’s some people on the other side on my friends list.

And of course, they give the slightest thought towards your viewpoints before pasting in whatever MoveOn.Org has determined is the liberal copy paste of the day...