DUmmie FUnnies 07-11-13 (DUmmies Upset by Public Prayer Over Meals)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 11, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

It's not my habit to pray over meals but I might just do it if I knew a DUmmie was nearby. Why? Because it annoys the hell out of them as you can see in this THREAD, "I hate when people pray over their food aloud in public." And I LOVE it when DUmmies are annoyed. So let us now watch the DUmmies vent their annoyance over public prayer before meals in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who now remembers quickly voicing thanks recently to Divine Providence for making 3 packages of pre-cooked bacon available for FREE via coupons before munching them down, is in the [brackets]:

I hate when people pray over their food aloud in public

[I enjoy when DUmmies are annoyed by people praying over their food aloud in public.]

Sitting in Starbucks, this couple sits down next toe with their bagel and coffee and hold hands across the table and start praying quite loudly to their God for their fine mid morning snack. Ugh!!

[THEIR God? And WHO is your God? Gaia? Princess Wicca?]

I get it. You love your God. But supposedly he can hear your silent prayers too. Don't under estimate the magical powers of your God.

[Princess Wicca has the power to make you win at Bingo after your Wednesday night oak worship services.]

And if you were trying to "bear witness" to your faith...it had opposite of the intended effect.

[It had the effect of pissing you off and ruining your meal. Good enough for me.]

And if you were trying to "bear witness" to your faith...it had opposite of the intended effect.

[Beautiful. A DUmmie coffee break completely ruined. Now on to your fellow annoyed DUmmies...]

People who pray aloud in public are doing it to be attention whores.

[Posted a DUmmie Drama Queen.]

I know a family of three, all of whom stop what they are doing five times a day, kneel, and pray. And they always face the same direction.

[And I bet you won't risk a beheading by criticizing them in person.]

So the Dalai Lama is up to no good apparently because he is always going on and on about compassion and buddhism and wearing those goddamn robes. Yeah, definitely can't trust that guy. Or his rapist glasses.

[Hello Dalai!]

Why should you care? It's not like there's a talking ban in Starbucks. Is every family that's having a conversation a threat to your peace?

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

We-are-sick-of-it. Fed up. SO...it's NOT really because they prayed at a coffee house...It's because these same people will probably cause some Woman to have a back-ally abortion.

[On Ally Sheedy's back?]

They are thanking God for an extremely overpriced bagel and coffee?

[LOL! BTW, I can get that Starbucks stuff FREE via coupons. Usually I just opt for their ice cream which is better than their coffee.]

I come from Southern Baptist too. They all pray for my soul and I just smile and go on. Glad they care and I won't engage them. Now if they were hogtying me, that's a different story.

[Have no fear. Only LCMS Lutherans will do that while tickling your feet.]

I've prayed a few times in restaurants because the food tasted funny after a few bites. "Dear Lord, I hope I'm not going to be sick from this shit"

[It sounds like you were in a Vegan restaurant.]

Lighten up, Francis. As long as they were not trying to baptize you with their chai latte or make you eat a live chicken on your bagel, I say give it a rest.

[How about if they make him eat a live bagel on his chicken?]

I don't mind a bit in a food court when the occupants of the next table join hands to mumble over their food.

[Judge Debra Nelson of that food court would rule them out of order.]

[Arrowhead1952]

And “Hail Satan”?

I failed to mention that chant. They are such a lovely bunch. /sarc

[Verbosus]

Cran-Raspberry for me.
(but then again, i didn’t know they made Cran-lemonade)

[Condor51]

PJ. Where’d you buy/get that cool hat? I want one. [’series’]

[PJ-Comix]

It's kind of interesting about the hat. I used to wear a baseball hat but the back of my neck kept getting sunburned so I knew I needed a hat with a wide brim. Cowboy hats...well, as far as I am concerned when you wear a cowboy hat in the East it gives off Midnight Cowboy vibes as you saw happened with Pitt.

Anyway, for a time I kept trying on wide brim hats but none of them seemed right UNTIL I found this style of hat at the Swap Shop. The moment I put it on, I knew it was for me. There is one spot at the Swap Shop only that I can get them. Lately they have them with mesh which I don't like so I have to search a bit harder. In fact, tomorrow I'll probably buy a replacement hat at the Swap Shop.

p.s. I also wear a beard and shades to cut down exposure to the sun.

[mowowie]

Oh man, there’s nothing like FREE Bacon!!
When it’s FREE one can eat TWO strips at once!
Yum Yum....
lol

MORE DUmmie FUnnies!!!
Where’s Charles been?

[mowowie]

i wouldn’t doubt that that Cran-lemonade is 80% apple juice from china.

[PJ-Comix]

I actually got into that pre-cooked bacon thanx to my 7 year old nephew. I thought that concept was silly until he and his sister came over to spend the weekend with us. Since he is hooked on those pre-cooked bacons, he brought with him 2 3-lb packages of them. When he returned home he forgot his bacon so I dipped into them and became INSTANTLY hooked. Best snack food ever!!!