DUmmie FUnnies 07-11-13 (DUmmies Upset by Public Prayer Over Meals)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 11, 2013 | Dummies and PJ-Comix

[GeronL]

DUers are always wrong it seems

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

I know a family of three, all of whom stop what they are doing five times a day, kneel, and pray. And they always face the same direction.

HERE is your basic LFT.

[Argus]

Amazing number of sensible posts on this from the other DUmmies.

[MrB]

Yes, I was going to comment on that as well.
I have to give them credit on this topic - only the original poster was a whiney pain in the ass.

[GeronL]

which is a wonder

[NRA1995]

Sounds like one of those knotheads who sits around all day waiting to be offended about something, anything....

[darkangel82]

I suspect these stories are somewhat exaggerated, but they’ll always find something to complain about.

[wbill]

People who pray aloud in public are doing it to be attention whores

The DUmmie should swing by a local church and mention this to a pastor. Especially after a service.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

I’ve gotten into the habit of praying silently when I’m eating by myself. I wonder if a DUmmie would get upset at that?

[WinOne4TheGipper]

And “Hail Satan”? That’s not meant to be attention whoring?

[Gabz]

Ocean Spray Cranberry juice makes a fabulous wine, and the wine from the white cranberry juice is to die for!!!

[Kenton]

So this really gets under their skin, huh... thanks, that was easy. Look for me in your favorite Starbucks, holding a High Latin mass.

[Gay State Conservative]

This gives me an idea.I make it to Cambridge regularly (yah,*that* Cambridge) as well as the Upper West Side of Manhattan.In the future if I stop at Starbucks in either place (I like their pastry offerings) I'm gonna make it a point to pray out loud before eating.Not loud...but loud enough for those nearby to hear.

[PJ-Comix]

Ocean Spray Cranberry juice makes a fabulous wine, and the wine from the white cranberry juice is to die for!!!

Huh? How do you make wine from already bottled cranberry juice?

[PJ-Comix]

Dang, I LOVE that Cran-Lemonade!

It's a new flavor and it is INCREDIBLE. Actually my FAVORITE!!!

[Incorrigible]

Awesome!

[Gabz]

The same way you make it out of home canned juice.

[PJ-Comix]

I thought that once any juice is bottled that you can’t really do fermentation out of it. Like Welch’s grape juice was designed to NOT ferment.

[PJ-Comix]

Drinking the Cran-Lemonade RIGHT NOW. Much better than any regular lemonade I ever had. Possibly the BEST fruit juice I ever had.

[Gabz]

I’ve never tried it with Welch’s in a bottle, only frozen concentrate. But I’ve had great success with the “no sugar added” bottled juices, although I’ve never tried bottled grape. I’ve done apple, blueberry, peach, both red and white cranberry, and one other tat I don’t remember off the top of my head.