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Obama: Out of Broccoli. Loccoli!
Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 7-10-2013 | MOTUS

Posted on 07/10/2013 7:25:47 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Have you ever owned a dress or a suit that’s so inexorably associated with the loathsome event you wore it to that you just wanted to burn it when you got home?  Yeah, who hasn’t, right?

I sure would’ve pegged the Goldilocks dress from the humiliating Copenhagen IOA rejection of the WONs pitch for the 2016 Olympics as a candidate for the bonfire of the vanities.

yelllow bomb in copenhagen 

(SNIP)

Not only that, butt as you may recall, the food wasn’t very good in Copenhagen either:

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“Lunch was a bust: smorgasbord. Again. They do love fishy little things on bread with pickles over here. Oprah was not pleased either.”

Speaking of food, that brings me back to the latest sighting of the golden frock - at the annual “Kids State Dinner”at the Big White yesterday.

(SNIP)

In case you lose track of all our celebratory events, the “Kids State Dinner” is actually an annual luncheon held to celebrate the winners of Lady M’s healthy recipe contest for 8-12 year olds. Because 8-12 year olds know more about good nutrition than almost anyone except Lady M and her Sooper-Chef, Sammy Kass.

This year we once again honored 54 winners; 1 from each state. (I know what you’re thinking: “What happened to the winners from the other states MOTUS?” Depending on how you count Big Guy’s “57 states and one left to go” plus Alaska and Hawaii that Big Guy’s handlers “couldn’t justify” we’re missing either 3 or 6. As I noted last year, states that raise too much red meat were disqualified due to their wanton disregard for Lady M’s health initiatives.)…continued

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: obama

1 posted on 07/10/2013 7:25:47 AM PDT by NOBO2012
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To: NOBO2012
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Why not post it here instead of pimping for hits?

2 posted on 07/10/2013 7:30:26 AM PDT by humblegunner (Creepy Ass Cracker)
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To: NOBO2012

OMG, What is a 50 year old woman dressed in a big bow?


3 posted on 07/10/2013 7:57:09 AM PDT by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: NOBO2012

A recent survey, scientifically conducted, has determined
that folks who habitually excerpt their own blogs fantasize
about having repeated angry buttsecks with the devil.


4 posted on 07/10/2013 3:50:44 PM PDT by humblegunner (Creepy Ass Cracker)
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