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To: Kartographer

On this topic, what do I do with all the bodies of looters that come onto my property to do me harm? Any suggestions?


37 posted on 06/25/2013 3:37:35 PM PDT by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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To: fwdude; JRandomFreeper

Johnny claims they make Great hog feed, but I don’t know and I will not speculate how Johnny knows. ;-)


40 posted on 06/25/2013 3:39:27 PM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: fwdude
people is easy. vehicles is harder
43 posted on 06/25/2013 3:41:15 PM PDT by BlueDragon
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It’s a real problem if you don’t have any fuel for the backhoe. I’m thinking scarecrows. A little twine and a couple of crossbeams and you could have a marionette show for the kiddies. Some strings of lights and you have tasteful holiday decorations. After that, it’s tough.


45 posted on 06/25/2013 3:45:07 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: fwdude

Use the dead bodies to keep the zombies at bay.


46 posted on 06/25/2013 3:45:36 PM PDT by VerySadAmerican
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To: fwdude

Anybody in the neighborhood own a backhoe?


50 posted on 06/25/2013 3:52:54 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: fwdude

“On this topic, what do I do with all the bodies of looters that come onto my property to do me harm?”

Use the bodies to re-inforce the ramparts.


74 posted on 06/25/2013 4:27:02 PM PDT by Gabrial (The nightmare will continue as long as the nightmare is in the Whitehouse)
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To: fwdude; Billthedrill; Gabrial; Kartographer; blam; ChocChipCookie; Marcella; Bride Of Old Sarge; ...
On this topic, what do I do with all the bodies of looters that come onto my property to do me harm? Any suggestions?

The Forest of the Impaled comes to mind...


95 posted on 06/25/2013 5:26:01 PM PDT by Old Sarge (My "KMA List" is growing daily...)
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To: fwdude

Firewood???


121 posted on 06/25/2013 7:40:29 PM PDT by matginzac
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To: fwdude

Fertilizer for your corn crop? The natives used to bury fish guts and heads with the planted corn.


140 posted on 06/26/2013 7:14:44 AM PDT by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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