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On this topic, what do I do with all the bodies of looters that come onto my property to do me harm? Any suggestions?

The Forest of the Impaled comes to mind...


95 posted on 06/25/2013 5:26:01 PM PDT by Old Sarge (My "KMA List" is growing daily...)
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To: Old Sarge
Vlad Tepes. An inspiration to us all. He did manage to keep the moslems out.

/johnny

98 posted on 06/25/2013 5:32:28 PM PDT by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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Well, exactly. People got the entirely wrong idea about ol' Vlad - he actually had quite a sense of humor. One time he had some thieves who had robbed a merchant impaled, and while they were up there he returned the purse to the merchant and told him to count the coins. "But sire," said the merchant, "this is strange, there is one coin more here than I had." "Right!" said Vlad, "I see that you are an honest man. If you hadn't said that I'd have had you impaled too."

Then there was the time on of his supper guests complained about the stink of the rotting bodies. He had that guy impaled 14 feet up. "Smell any better up there?" he asked. What a joker!

100 posted on 06/25/2013 5:33:58 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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