Posted on 06/16/2013 8:08:32 AM PDT by NOBO2012
May I be the first to wish Kanye West Happy Fathers Day? His current squeeze, the lovely Kim Kardashian,
just gave birth to a baby girl yesterday.
So hes technically got the dad box checked, and as soon as his lovely baby-mama, Kimmy, gets her youthful figure back,
theyre going to throw themselves a big party and pretend theyre getting married forever. Again, in Kims case.
Maybe wedding #3 will be the magical one
I know, I know Kimmys mom said theyll have a private wedding and you think that means small, and private. Were talking Kimye here: everything is relative. I mean, she spent $15 million on wedding #2 that lasted exactly 2 New York minutes. Small doesnt mean what you think it means to these people. Its just like in politics.
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Anyway the lovely Kim and her baby-daddy had a little girl. Lucky little lady; shes got a couple of classy parents who know how to capitalize on their considerable talents.
Baby-Mama & Baby-Daddy
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And the new baby will have the most famous-for-being-famous mommy, evah!
Add famous-for-being-pregnant to the list of Kimmys talents.
In case Kims primary talent has slipped your mind, maybe this will tweak your memory:
Butt back to Fathers Day: how important is a father in a childs life you ask? Big Guy tells us in his weekly address:
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Lets hope Big Guy figures out that husband-father thing pretty soon so he can concentrate on learning to be Commander-in-Chief. Because things seem to be heating up all over the world, and Im not talking about global warming.
And I want to do what I can as President to encourage marriage and strong families.
So far, so good
We should reform our child support laws to get more men working and engaged with their children.
Some jobs might help
Im working on that, ladies.
And I will not rest until every American who wants a job has one.
Any bets on how Big Guy will work on being a better wife to Lady M and father to Sasha and Malia today?
Notwithstanding any of the preceding:
There are baby-daddies and there are Fathers:
HAPPY FATHERS DAY TO ALL THE FATHERS OUT THERE!!!
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
Why not post it all here instead of pimping for hits?
You want to see more pictures of pregnant Kim Kardashian?
Is that who dat ho is?
Yes. She famously appeared nekkid or something.
Is “Baby Daddy” in anyway different that “Biological Father?”
If not, then why is the term used... Other than morons don’t know what the term “biological” means.
“Baby daddy” is generally used when the child results from a transient sexual relationship, but the parents are never going to marry or even live together.
“Biological father” is more commonly used in remarriage situations, contrasting with “stepfather”: “George is the children’s biological father, but they’ve always considered Henry their real Dad.”
I always thought it was just a politically correct way of saying “most likely sperm donor”.
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