In a stunning development, the National Security Agency (NSA) reports that PRISM, the secret spy program that monitors all internet activity in the US and the world and stores all the data in acres and acres of massive super-cooled buildings somewhere in the desert, has uncovered an active ongoing plot by the NSA to use the PRISM program to monitor, spy on, and collect all the internet activity in the US, in violation of the NSA's charter that limits it to foreign spy activities. The NSA is concerned that the newly discovered NSA PRISM program is to be used to launch an attack against the NSA.
"This PRISM program shows just how important it is for our national defense to have the PRISM program," explained the NSA director.
"Without the PRISM program the NSA never would've been able to discover that the NSA has been actively plotting to attack the NSA with this scandal. This proves how effective the program is and why it's so vital for national defense...
