Big Dawg: For Democrats, Nobody Does It Better-Exclusive World Premiere “Amateur: the Musical”

Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 6-4-2013 | MOTUS

[NOBO2012]

Before I get into today’s musical interlude, here are a few more details that have leaked out regarding the deal between Lucifer and Beelzebub Bubba and BO. They met at Andrews Air Force Base to hammer out the terms.

“Let me show you how to drive this thing, son.”

Bubba agreed to give a gang-banger speech at the Democratic Convention and campaign for Big Guy, telling everyone who wasn’t already going to vote for BO that he was the best thing since sliced white bread - or at least since the Coming of Clinton.

In return, Bubba would get to name the next chairman of the DNC, and the lovely Hill would receive the full faith and credit of the U.S. President in her 2016 run.

How’s that working out so far?

 

“Look you two little twits, I invented the Big White Lie Machine”

(SNIP)

Unfortunately, somebody leaked details of this Faustian deal to Ed Klein; in a brown envelope with no return address and no fingerprints.

• Molsterman #1 “Win Won Four the Gaffer

• Molsterman #2  “Checkmate”

• Molsterman#3 “Hints and Allegations”

• Molsterman#4 “The ‘Nose’ Knows”

So, there you have it, on deep background, all the information you need in order to enjoy my latest production of “Amateur: the Musical.”  Let’s have a little traveling music, please (click on player):

“Nobody Does It Better”: Carly Simon

 

Nobody does it better

Makes me feel sad for the rest

Nobody does it half as good as you

 

 

Baby, you're the best

 

I wasn't lookin', but somehow you found me

 

I tried to hide from your love light

But like heaven above me, the spy who loved me

Is keeping all my secrets safe tonight

 

And nobody does it better

 

Though sometimes I wish someone could

Nobody does it quite the way you do

Why'd you have to be so good?

The way that you hold me whenever you hold me

 

There's some kind of magic inside you

That keeps me from runnin', but just keep it comin'

 

 
How'd you learn to do the things you do?

And nobody does it better

 

 

Makes me feel sad for the rest

 

 

Nobody does it half as good as you

 

Baby, baby

Darling, you're the best

 
Baby, you're the best

Baby, you're the best

 

Pimping Out  America since 1992 

“Amateur!”

...Read The Rest Here>>>

[humblegunner]

...Read The Rest Here>>>

Why not just post it all right here?

[upchuck]

gunny, since this blog excerpt is the only thread NOBO2012 ever posts, I wonder if NOBO2012 even reads the responses?

Imagine what the forum would look like if every FReeper that has a blog posted it here.

[humblegunner]

I wonder if NOBO2012 even reads the responses?

Probably not.

Pure pimpage.